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Nailed it.
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Nailed it.

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    • #thing
    • #thekattcameback
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Project evidence.
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Project evidence.

    • #project
    • #apple
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Star Trek: Into Meh-ness

I agree with Steve about the new Star Trek movie. (BEWARE! There be spoilers!)

To me it seems like a generic space action movie with trademarked puppet strings that are used to jerk around the rabid Star Trek fans. It left me feeling used for liking it.

The previous movie had its problems, but at least it was endemically Star Trek. 

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #darkness
    • #wordishness
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sblaufuss:

sherlockedforwho:

metatheatre:

bonedust:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

#SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER

“That’s one small step for man, one OW I FELL ON MY KEYS!”

Moon’s Funniest Videos

Source: ikenbot

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sblaufuss:


Wow!


Tell me again how women are the weaker sex…
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sblaufuss:

Wow!

Tell me again how women are the weaker sex…

Source: ForGIFs.com

    • #not you shane
    • #talking to the dummies
    • #women
    • #weaker
    • #sex
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Again with the project.
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Again with the project.

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sblaufuss:


laughingsquid:

Cheese Grater Business Card

Lindsay.


I see a big future in bloody-injury-associated business cards. Just print your contact information on:

Bayonets
Switchblades
Stilettos
Ninja throwing stars
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sblaufuss:

laughingsquid:

Cheese Grater Business Card

Lindsay.

I see a big future in bloody-injury-associated business cards. Just print your contact information on:

  • Bayonets
  • Switchblades
  • Stilettos
  • Ninja throwing stars

Source: Laughing Squid

    • #cheese
    • #grater
    • #business
    • #card
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beefranck:

yourmonkeycalled:

“So Greg, what do you do?”  “Oh, I make novelty sunglasses.”  “Fun! Like what?”  *puts on tit shades*  “…Oh”

Fact: I could actually HEAR Scott saying this, complete with different voices, in my head. 

HEY! My eyes are down here!
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beefranck:

yourmonkeycalled:

“So Greg, what do you do?”
“Oh, I make novelty sunglasses.”
“Fun! Like what?”
*puts on tit shades*
“…Oh”

Fact: I could actually HEAR Scott saying this, complete with different voices, in my head. 

HEY! My eyes are down here!

Source: yourmonkeycalled

    • #tit
    • #glasses
    • #scott
    • #simpson
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tedfuckingmosby:

the fuck am i suppose to know

I was told there would be no math.
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tedfuckingmosby:

the fuck am i suppose to know

I was told there would be no math.

(via magashi)

Source: tedfuckingmosby

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How much cute would a woodchuck cute?

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Starting a project.
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Starting a project.

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magashi:

rartastic:

rhamphotheca:

Blood Falls, a Natural Time Capsule Containing a Unique Ecosystem

This five-story, blood-red “waterfall” pours ever so slowly out of the Taylor Glacier in Antarctica’s McMurdo Dry Valley. Geologists first discovered the frozen waterfall in 1911, and believed the red color came from algae. Its true nature turned out to be more spectacular.

Roughly two million years ago, a small body of water containing an ancient community of microbes was sealed beneath the surface of the Taylor Glacier. Trapped below a thick layer of ice, the microbes have remained isolated inside a natural time capsule, in a place with no light, oxygen, or heat.

The trapped lake has very high salinity and is rich in iron, which gives the seepage its red color. A fissure in the glacier allows the microbial subglacial lake to flow out, forming the falls without contaminating the ecosystem within.

More photos of Blood Falls can be seen on Atlas Obscura

Oh great. Now several X Files episodes are running through my mind and we’re all going to die, aren’t we?

I’m going to need to look at the back of your neck, Doc.

Perhaps Conservatives will start to believe climate change is real when they see Earth is wounded.

Source: Slate

    • #climate
    • #change
    • #taylor
    • #glacier
    • #antarctica
    • #tcot
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sexpigeon:

christiansvsindians:

TUMBLR WAS AN ANSWER ON JEOPARDY

What, Jeopardy can’t afford an em dash?

Not one adverb in the entire clue.
I’m incredibly disappointed in you, Jeopardy.
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sexpigeon:

christiansvsindians:

TUMBLR WAS AN ANSWER ON JEOPARDY

What, Jeopardy can’t afford an em dash?

Not one adverb in the entire clue.

I’m incredibly disappointed in you, Jeopardy.

Source: christiansvsindians

    • #tumblr
    • #jeopardy
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I feel like my whole life has led to this moment. Mostly because this game has gone on for so long. 

Seriously. Forty three moves. 

I think the defining moment was way back in the Pleistocene Era of move nine when “aspirin” was misspelled (not to point any fingers). *cough*VEGKAT*cough*
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I feel like my whole life has led to this moment. Mostly because this game has gone on for so long.

Seriously. Forty three moves.

I think the defining moment was way back in the Pleistocene Era of move nine when “aspirin” was misspelled (not to point any fingers). *cough*VEGKAT*cough*

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Is that a banana in my mouth, or…
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Is that a banana in my mouth, or…

    • #i'm 12
    • #banana
    • #say
    • #same
    • #thing
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