Guys! I found the secret to getting faves on Twitter!
Now I need to figure out how to reply to everyone in one tweet.
I was expecting multiple packages and needed to sleep, so I left a note for the UPS guy.
I also didn’t want to risk anyone pilfering the pile of packages, so I made a delivery ramp to ease the impact of dropping the packages over the fence, out of sight.
My asshole neighbor woke me up revving his ATV and charging around his yard in it, so I checked the landing zone.
Turns out, he balanced all three boxes on top of the fence and in my groggy, naked state I didn’t notice [not pictured].
I wonder if he thought I was really proposing that he perch a package pyramid perilously upon the pickets and posts.
And if he thought that was a reasonable request, what other crazy requests do they receive?
The tumblr app has been double posting lately.
Went to DC and did a SUPER SECRET THING. I’m still in the happiest state of shock. Can’t wait to show you next week!
Holy hell, I hope Hannah did My Drunk Kitchen with Michelle Obama.
Can you imagine them drinking and spouting off goofy puns while Michelle tries to get Hannah to cook something healthy?
Please please please please let that be the SUPER SECRET THING!
(1984) Rated PG - 1hr 45m
After losing their academic posts at a prestigious college, a team of parapsychologists creates a business exterminating ghouls, hobgoblins and supernatural pests — and are soon hired by a cellist to purge her digs of a demon.
7.8/10 - IMDB
Let’s all watch this together this weekend.
Yes, have some.
DIY: Recycled garden dresser
Here are some pictures and ideas for recycling old dressers into original planters or potting benches. This project is pretty easy, the most difficult part of the job is to find an old dresser! After finding it, you will only have to pull the drawers out in tiers and then plant your favorite…
This makes me miss my toilet strawberries.