1. Notes: 30 / 1 hour ago  from sokeri (originally from sokeri)
    sokeri: amassofhumanity: sokeri: I miss my old claw foot tub. But this will do. This will do. You just know that when SmartAsShat sees this he’s going to photoshop claws onto your feet. Amirite? not if he knows what’s good for him. I would not adulterate such pretty feet. Well, depending on the meaning of “adulterate,” that is…

    sokeri:

    amassofhumanity:

    sokeri:

    I miss my old claw foot tub. But this will do. This will do.

    You just know that when SmartAsShat sees this he’s going to photoshop claws onto your feet.

    Amirite?

    not if he knows what’s good for him.

    I would not adulterate such pretty feet.

    Well, depending on the meaning of “adulterate,” that is…

     
  2. Notes: 40 / 1 hour ago  from jaydensmommie
    jaydensmommie: Jayden. “Do you know how fast you were going on that Big Wheel?”

    jaydensmommie:

    Jayden.

    “Do you know how fast you were going on that Big Wheel?”

     
  3. Notes: 15 / 1 hour ago  from kubi
    kubi: I think you know what this means. It’s business time, Stephanie. THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!

    kubi:

    I think you know what this means. It’s business time, Stephanie.

    THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!

     
  4. Notes: 34 / 1 hour ago  from sloganeerist (originally from theremina)
    sloganeerist: weselec: sloganeerist: everythinginthesky: Do you have to talk directly into her vagina? I think you have to talk directly into her vagina. (via theremina) What’s that you say? I’m afraid I cun’t hear yoh God I’m so sorry. “BUY! BUY! SELL! You’re fired! I’m afraid it’s bad news, you have cancer! I’ve been shot! That’s preposterous! Meet me in the conference room!” “Honey? It’s Johnathan! You’ll never guess where I’m calling from. I said you’ll never guess where I’m calling from! I said, YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I’M CALLING FROM! Oh, for God’s sake. PUT THE PHONE NEXT TO YOUR VAGINA! “Hello? Hello?” “You don’t have to say it twice.” “I didn’t.”

    sloganeerist:

    weselec:

    sloganeerist:

    everythinginthesky:

    Do you have to talk directly into her vagina? I think you have to talk directly into her vagina.

    (via theremina)

    What’s that you say? I’m afraid I cun’t hear yoh God I’m so sorry.

    “BUY! BUY! SELL! You’re fired! I’m afraid it’s bad news, you have cancer! I’ve been shot! That’s preposterous! Meet me in the conference room!”

    “Honey? It’s Johnathan! You’ll never guess where I’m calling from. I said you’ll never guess where I’m calling from! I said, YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I’M CALLING FROM! Oh, for God’s sake. PUT THE PHONE NEXT TO YOUR VAGINA!

    “Hello? Hello?”

    “You don’t have to say it twice.”

    “I didn’t.”

     
  5. Notes: 34 / 1 hour ago  from toldorknown
    toldorknown: “Rejecting Wrong Desires” YER DOIN’ IT WRONG!

    toldorknown:

    “Rejecting Wrong Desires”

    YER DOIN’ IT WRONG!

     
  6. Notes: 2 / 1 hour ago 

    I sure wish I had a foot fetish right about now.

  7. Notes: 172 / 16 hours ago  from piscesinpurple (originally from notthatkindagay)
    piscesinpurple: Three Eminent Biologists And ‘Growing Pains” Kirk Cameron Weigh In On Evolution | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source (via gamesockson:nerdgasms:bmckinney:notthatkindagay:) It may be a face-ripping asshole, but Darwin help me, that chimp looks smarter than Kirk Cameron.

    piscesinpurple:

    Three Eminent Biologists And ‘Growing Pains” Kirk Cameron Weigh In On Evolution | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

    (via gamesockson:nerdgasms:bmckinney:notthatkindagay:)

    It may be a face-ripping asshole, but Darwin help me, that chimp looks smarter than Kirk Cameron.

     
  8. Notes: 43 / 16 hours ago  from caseofwhine
    caseofwhine: There’s room for about 3 more. Bring drinks. Aww, Baby. Why you gotta be half a continent away?

    caseofwhine:

    There’s room for about 3 more.

    Bring drinks.

    Aww, Baby. Why you gotta be half a continent away?

     
  9. Notes: 20 / 16 hours ago  from gorillasushi

    Well.

    gorillasushi:

    You guys are whippin’ ‘em out early tonight.

    East Coast in da HOOOOUUUUSSSE!!!

  10. Notes: 34 / 18 hours ago  from lilykily
    lilykily: Uhmm….a book about this? Really, guys? OK, no. It’s good. :) HUUUUUUGGGGE missed opportunity to have the schvantz wrap around the other side. Chumps.

    lilykily:

    Uhmm….a book about this? Really, guys?

    OK, no. It’s good. :)

    HUUUUUUGGGGE missed opportunity to have the schvantz wrap around the other side.

    Chumps.

     
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