Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and then I realize that people are still shooting video with an upright phone.
Source: luckyshirt
Happy Thomas Crapper Day!
In my continuing series on this year’s iPhoto calendar, here is February, complete with wacky holidays.
(Click to embiggenate.)
Santorum leaving trail to get his tax returns
Now CBS News is doing it! Would that be a snail-trail he’s leaving?
“…Talk about crying over spilled milk!” tap tap tap “Is this thing on?”
Here’s a photo gallery of birds stealing ice cream cones in case you need it.
Wait till they find out how valuable iPhones are.
Source: thechive.com
Why the hell is Congress being ENCOURAGED to tweet during the speech?
Maybe it’ll keep the jerkoffs from yelling out “YOU LIE!”
Source: clapifyoulikeme
This is not a gag. It is real. I weep for the future.
BURJIT!
WARNA CURKTERL ANNA PARSTEE?
Oops. I meant “sports” jokes.
(Editing on the Tumblr app makes it crash. Must be Missing-e’s fault, right, Tumblr?)
(Edit: I got home and was able to edit the previous post that I couldn’t edit before. Can I say “edit” any more? Edit edit edit edit.)
Professional sports jokes. Don’t try this at home, kids.
The only thing better than pizza is blowjobs re-pizza.
After the innards were eaten out of half of an Uno’s deep-dish pizza, I filled the shells with chicken-spinach-feta and pork-broccoli-rabe sausages swimming in chili pepper tomato sauce and covered each one with a slice of pepper jack cheese, then baked to melty goodness.
Eat Re-Pizza Every Day
Have I mentioned that my kitty is cute?
