Five idling trucks waiting for the bus with their precious little monsters who can’t handle standing out in the brutal 62 degree bone-chilling cold, spewing out clouds of greenhouse gases, ensuring that future generations won’t have to endure such hardship.
Of course this is Florida, so the entire state will be under water, but whatever.
There are a lot of days I wished we all lived in the same house so we could hug each other in times of trouble, take our fights out to the hot tub area, get super drunk and watch bad television, and so we could actually talk to each other.
Then I go look at gifs and think about other things.
Also the yelling match until one of us says something so stupid the rest laugh and the fight is over time for sexy.
You’re basically describing the Holiday Inn lobby at CHSH.
I want to go there right now.
"The 17th floor wants to know what’s so funny."
The new Alexander Wang collection for H&M has been done before.
My mother was a technical writer for Wang in their heyday in the Eighties. She wrote instruction manuals for the software. I remember her being frustrated with the “correct” way to use quotation marks. (See what I did there?) She had to tell people exactly what commands to type, but according to the rules of English, punctuation had to go inside the quotation marks. So she had to either make it look like she didn’t know how to write, or have people potentially enter the wrong commands. I’ll have to ask her what she decided on.
She’s a big fan of the Oxford comma, BTW.
You go, girl!
It’s Dessert Day!
Happy Dessert Day!