Shit. I’m at a birthday party for a kid in my son’s class and we are at a gymnastics place. All the parents were in this room overlooking the gym, and I checked a text and all of them left except for one and I didn’t know and now I’m stuck up here with a hot dad and it’s just us two and we aren’t talking and it’s super uncomfortable guys.
I never thought something like this would happen to me…
“When I first had the idea and was writing [Idiocracy], I was at Disneyland. My daughters were young and I was at the teacups ride with them. And this woman had had an altercation with another woman before, I guess, and they were right behind me. And this other woman passes by and they just started [going after each other] … and they’re just cussing in front of their kids. And I’m there with my daughters thinking, ‘I don’t think this is how Walt Disney imagined it’”—