January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Santorum leaving trail to get his tax returns →
Now CBS News is doing it! Would that be a snail-trail he’s leaving?
Jan 25th
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"...Talk about crying over spilled milk!" tap tap...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Why the hell is Congress being ENCOURAGED to tweet...
Maybe it’ll keep the jerkoffs from yelling out “YOU LIE!”
Jan 25th
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And then...
trelvix: And then a bird Shat upon my sleeve Inside of the Detroit airport And not outside of it Because, well, Why wouldn’t it just? ASR Auto-Shat-Reblog
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Oops. I meant "sports" jokes.
(Editing on the Tumblr app makes it crash. Must be Missing-e’s fault, right, Tumblr?) (Edit: I got home and was able to edit the previous post that I couldn’t edit before. Can I say “edit” any more? Edit edit edit edit.)
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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"It's got that New Coke smell..." is not a... →
Jan 21st
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“When a corporation farts, I’ll believe it’s a human being.”
– Dylan Ratigan How Do You Know a Corporation Isn’t a Person? | | United RepublicUnited Republic (via redcloud) Two words: New Coke.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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The police just called...
With the asshole’s name and insurance information. His name is Robert Paulson! (Not really, but I’m trying to resist posting his asshole name. I’m tryin’ REAL hard, Ringo.) (His name’s not Ringo, either.)
Jan 18th
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eequalsmckenna replied to your photo: Next up from my iPhoto calendar is February. … are you pmsing too? Not currently, but I predict non-stop-om-nom-nomming for 29 days.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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sblaufuss replied to your photoset: This is the asshole who hit my car because I was… Hahahaha - GLORIOUS! Make him pay. It’s past my girlfriend’s bedtime, and she read this as “Make him gay.” Keeping in mind that I support and respect gay people, and being gay is in no way a punishment, that would be a great punishment. Plus a great start to my compensation, as...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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“If someone here told me to write a book on morality, it would have a hundred...”
– Albert Camus - Notebooks (via viciousnessinthekitchen) It’s just wrong to expect people to buy a book that’s 99% blank.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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clapifyoulikeme replied to your audio post: This is a great Mulder and Scully exchange from an… When doesn’t she? Well, when she refuses to believe what just happened right in front of her, for one.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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