THE_REAL_SHAT: Archive

Hey Tony! I'm making @SmartAsShat watch Fringe!

rachelarogers: With any luck, we’ll have another fan within a couple of hours! You do NOT want to know what she’s doing to force me to watch it.

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You know I never post this much but today is an...

davislove: Still have 11 queued so I’m going to start pushing them out in shorter intervals. Bear with me. Heh. Sounds like I’m giving birth. BEAR DOWN! BREATHE!

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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I JUST SENT A TEXT TO THE HOT AIRFORCE GUY.

atsirhc: it said “MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 14 DAYS IHAVEASMALLCRUSHONYOU” so, he text back asked if i was working today and said he thinks he wants a trim. i may or may not pass out. Are you sure it said “a” trim??

Dec 30th

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I have a sudden and inexplicable craving for...

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Hemorhoids are gloves full of puffins from...

Poseidon!

Dec 29th

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Danny Glover is in the remake of _Death at a...

funsizebytes: I hope he gets hemorrhoids. ARE THERE PUFFINS IN THIS MOVIE??

Dec 29th

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rachelarogers: Still working on that whole “Sit” thing… and that whole “turning on the light when you’re videoing” thing… Also, my sister’s sister-in-law was having a baby at the time I recorded this, which is why she and mommy were talking about hospitals and water breaking, etc. Silly family. Corky understands “sit” when it’s pronounced with only one syllable.

Dec 29th

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yayaa: ronworkman: My mother was on a flight last night out of Salt Lake City to San Fran. and security came on to remove a passengers luggage. They ended up finding that passenger in the bathroom ripping out the ceiling tiles and refusing to come out. This was a Delta/Northwest flight. That makes 3 in the last few days. It’s easy to assume something is up. YO ! ...

Dec 28th

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One would hope that PC World's grasp of technology... →

AT&T has blocked users in the greater New York City area from purchasing iPhone’s.

Dec 28th

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I spend an hour shopping online just to press...

marleymarley: sokeri: myrm: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I’m just soooooo lazy and how am I supposed to start working out if I can’t order a proper sports bra online?! finding it hard to sympathize with anyone who can purchase a bra online without trying it on first. finding it hard to sympathize with anyone who needs a bra. That’s exactly how the Patriarchy wants you to feel. ...

Dec 28th

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