December 2010
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Do not attempt the techniques you are about to see...
Warning at the beginning of The Dog Whisperer.
The Dog Whisperer.
So I’m not allowed to treat my dog like a pack animal until I PAY a professional to do so?
What the fuck are you smoking, Cesar??
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I like to think of my cat as an alien robot.
yodelmachine:
It isn’t that her favorite hobby is wandering around sniffing stuff and meowing for no reason. It’s that she is collecting information about this planet through smells and echolocation. When she sits completely still in the middle of the floor doing nothing but swishing her tail, she’s wirelessly syncing that information with the mothership up in orbit, through her antenna tail....
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NOT AT ALL Safe For Work Instructional Video For... →
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unrelated.
sokeri:
oh jesus fucking christ, the world does not revolve around you and your fucking feelings. we all have different experiences in our lives and we all have different reactions to them and having ONE personal experience or opinion on a subject does not invalidate any other personal experience or opinion on the same subject. it’s ok to explore those differences without taking it as a personal...
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MARLEY²! →
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Cloudya: Dear anyone I ever have to eat with in... →
cloudya:
If you’d brought me to this restaurant six months ago, I would’ve eaten you under the table.
BRB. Inventing a time machine.
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For some reason I really like when Samantha Mohr talks about mountains.
And wet conditions.
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It’s so windy here, the Weather Channel got blown off the cable system.
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It’s so windy here, the Weather Channel got blown off the cable system.
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It’s so windy here, the Weather Channel got blown off the cable system.
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Why did I walk in here?
I hate that.
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I swear, I once high fived George Burns.
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thejohnblog:
Hand to God.
I got a kiss from Telly Savalas.
Michael “J” Fox shook my hand.