March 2012
Apparently I'm only losing weight from my right...
cleapow:
I’m feeling lopsided.
I’m here for you if you need support.
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February 2012
girl-detective
25/m/Hollywood
[dick pic]
Is this thing on?
Hey Steve
Whitaker, you there?
Are you AFK?
We seem to have misplaced our potholders.
Here you go.
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WTF? →
sblaufuss:
NSFW.
MANN’S ASSUMPTION (n.) - imagine that everything in the world has been in someone’s butt.
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In order for Bruce Wayne to fund his high-tech covert military campaign against...
– Peter Rollins (via azspot)
In addition, if he weren’t jumping around at night being a dark, mysterious superhero, he wouldn’t attract supervillains to Gotham City (in order to challenge him) in the first place.
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Pro Tip: Move occasionally
beefranck:
Presenter: Okay, let’s take a stretch break! I want you to reach your hands waaaaay up in the air! C’mon, get ‘em up there! CB: *arms up* Holy crap, this guy is cheesy. Me: *arms up* Right? Think he’s gonna try to sell us a set of DVD’s when this is over? Presenter: Okay, now clasp your hands behind you back… and lift… Me: *stretching* Oh....
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I'm not a parent...
But I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. I fell asleep on top of the covers by accident, and long story short, I’m going to be a parent very soon.
Of what, only the biology department at MIT will know.
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