THE_REAL_SHAT

Jul 22

istachray:

He’s so great.

Top middle one: 
BUSINESS!
So awesome.

istachray:

He’s so great.

Top middle one: 

BUSINESS!

So awesome.

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[video]

Jul 21

kalamazu:

cirquedurartastic:

cateyesbeesknees:

kally and rachel both like this one. I think the iphone version was kinder to me…by…a LOT. but they requested that it be tumbld, so I am tumbling it.


Well, we were eating delicious cake and you weren’t.

We also both had really awesome dates. Which helped.
Well, so did you. Does a groom count as a date, though?

This looks like a photo from a magazine. At first I thought it was a sponsored post. You are all so beautiful and happy and perfect.

kalamazu:

cirquedurartastic:

cateyesbeesknees:

kally and rachel both like this one. I think the iphone version was kinder to me…by…a LOT. but they requested that it be tumbld, so I am tumbling it.

Well, we were eating delicious cake and you weren’t.

We also both had really awesome dates. Which helped.

Well, so did you. Does a groom count as a date, though?

This looks like a photo from a magazine. At first I thought it was a sponsored post. You are all so beautiful and happy and perfect.

Jul 20

History was made five years ago today.

History was made five years ago today.

pocketcontents:

smartasshat:

yodelmachine:

holidayinn:

Meet Patricia
Fashion merchandiser Patricia stays at the Holiday Inn® Chicago - Mart Plaza River North when she travels to Chicago for work. And because the staff know her so well, it’s almost like visiting family.
Photo by @chrisozer
We sent talented photographer, Chris Ozer, to Holiday Inn hotels around the country to document extraordinary stories of extraordinary guests.
See more from Chris Ozer’s Journey

I KNOW THAT LOBBY!



NERD PIT!

HEY! HEY!

"The 17th floor can hear you laughing."

pocketcontents:

smartasshat:

yodelmachine:

holidayinn:

Meet Patricia

Fashion merchandiser Patricia stays at the Holiday Inn® Chicago - Mart Plaza River North when she travels to Chicago for work. And because the staff know her so well, it’s almost like visiting family.

Photo by @chrisozer

We sent talented photographer, Chris Ozer, to Holiday Inn hotels around the country to document extraordinary stories of extraordinary guests.

See more from Chris Ozer’s Journey

I KNOW THAT LOBBY!

NERD PIT!

HEY! HEY!

"The 17th floor can hear you laughing."

luanneclatterbuck:

beefranck:

Kat posted about this stuff recently and I ordered it that night. I got it today and it is AWESOME. THIS PLEASES ME.

YES! I bought it for the chub rub when I wear dresses, but sometimes I just want to (and do) put it everywhere and just sit in a cloud of wonderful smelling, silky powder.

I use Johnson & Johnson cornstarch baby powder to avoid getting batwings. Is this better?

luanneclatterbuck:

beefranck:

Kat posted about this stuff recently and I ordered it that night. I got it today and it is AWESOME. THIS PLEASES ME.

YES! I bought it for the chub rub when I wear dresses, but sometimes I just want to (and do) put it everywhere and just sit in a cloud of wonderful smelling, silky powder.

I use Johnson & Johnson cornstarch baby powder to avoid getting batwings. Is this better?

Goddamn right on all counts

cerealninjakat:

"I want a show that’s filled with intelligent and crude humor."

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"I want a show with spies, gun fights, cyborgs, and car chases."

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"I want a show with female characters that are smart, funny, and badass."

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"I want a show with an overweight character and a gay character that aren’t there to just be made fun of."

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"I want a show with an interracial couple."

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"I want a show that is consistent with it’s own canon and makes a bunch of nerdy references."

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"I want a show-"

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SPLOOSH

(via thekeri)

toldorknown:

"Related"



Amazon knows how lonely some people are.

toldorknown:

"Related"

Amazon knows how lonely some people are.

Jul 19

yodelmachine:

holidayinn:

Meet Patricia
Fashion merchandiser Patricia stays at the Holiday Inn® Chicago - Mart Plaza River North when she travels to Chicago for work. And because the staff know her so well, it’s almost like visiting family.
Photo by @chrisozer
We sent talented photographer, Chris Ozer, to Holiday Inn hotels around the country to document extraordinary stories of extraordinary guests.
See more from Chris Ozer’s Journey

I KNOW THAT LOBBY!



NERD PIT!

yodelmachine:

holidayinn:

Meet Patricia

Fashion merchandiser Patricia stays at the Holiday Inn® Chicago - Mart Plaza River North when she travels to Chicago for work. And because the staff know her so well, it’s almost like visiting family.

Photo by @chrisozer

We sent talented photographer, Chris Ozer, to Holiday Inn hotels around the country to document extraordinary stories of extraordinary guests.

See more from Chris Ozer’s Journey

I KNOW THAT LOBBY!

NERD PIT!

Man sets Seattle, Washington, house on fire trying to kill spider - CBS News -

vmarinelli:

I have nothing to add to this.

I take it he’s on Tumblr…

Jul 16

onesmallfire:

Rules of office lunch:
No. 37 - Make sure to toast your vegan marshmallow. (at PT’s Coffee Roasting Co.)

Hipster freebasing

onesmallfire:

Rules of office lunch:
No. 37 - Make sure to toast your vegan marshmallow. (at PT’s Coffee Roasting Co.)

Hipster freebasing

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[video]

felistella:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

good morning, guys.

The only reason this truck hasn’t been stolen by some stoner who is super-baked is, well, it’s a stoner who is super-baked.

felistella:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

good morning, guys.

The only reason this truck hasn’t been stolen by some stoner who is super-baked is, well, it’s a stoner who is super-baked.

(Source: blokelahoma)