I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Whoa whoa whoa. Let’s take it down a notch, shall we?
A Ziplock bag is not an appropriate container for carbonated beverages. It can’t hold the pressure like a bottle can, so the soda will get just as flat.
Not only that, but the bag will burst and spill everything all over the fridge. So the open bottle is the right solution.
Cats are the perfect hunters.
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"You only lose what you don’t put away when you’re done playing with it."
—every parent ever
"Then what’s with all this back hair, Buddha? Huh?"
If you’re ever thinking of using Virgin Mobile for a super-cheap cell phone, think twice, because their website is full of süper hëlpful things like this. WTF? I had to go into my payment history to figure out when my next payment is due.
It wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t treat my account like it is actually overdue, and not allow me to do anything.
Anybody got a recommendation for a cell phone plan that’s about $20/mo? Because I’m paid up until the 4th of next month….
I use and love Ting. You only pay for what you actually use. No estimating how many minutes, texts, or megabytes you might use in a month and buying a plan based on that. You control how big your bill is. My Verizon bill for two iPhones was $150. On Ting, it’s $36. Fuck you, Verizon.
Plus, if you use this link, we both get a referral bonus of $25. Check it out.
He must have a loud Harley, too.
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Release of the full WKRP *with* original music -
There’s a preorder link buried in that article.
Get on it, nerds ‘of a certain age’.
The hospital one with Johnny Fever getting fucked up or the turkey drop with Les Nessman. Youse guys omg!
You have to be “of a certain age” to get one of my favorites: The phone police at the transmitter.
See kids, there was a time when there was only ONE phone company, and it was very powerful. No one owned their home phones. They were leased for a monthly fee. So if you destroyed a phone, like Johnny Fever did in that episode, it was not out of the realm of possibility that a squad of corporate phone police would come soon to disappear you.
When you combine that with Johnny Fever’s paranoia from getting high all the time, you get uncontrollable, rewind-it-again laughter.
Side note: I *ahem* may have acquired the whole original series, which *ahem* may fit on an inexpensive, mailable thumb drive. Maybe.
They can also murder you, tear-gas you, rubber-bullet you, and arrest you until you agree they don’t abuse their power.
“39 more”? Boy, I remember when Sween was somebody.
Also, I ALREADY FOLLOW HIM, TWITTER. DUH.
I hate working with idiots.
And you hardly ever catch fire any more!
Imagine telling the gun nuts that one tiny, remote, cordoned-off place is the “Second Amendment Area.”
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