How many people here ate their Stretch Armstrong dolls?
Wasn’t it filled with corn syrup or something like that?
How’s this for morbid? The corn syrup was colored red.
(From a repair video)
Puppy-Sized Spider Romps in Rainforest
The birdeater’s enormous size is evident from the sounds it makes. “Its feet have hardened tips and claws that produce a very distinct, clicking sound, not unlike that of a horse’s hooves hitting the ground,” he wrote, but “not as loud.”
Oh fuck that
No no no. NO. Also, fuck no.
Did I just witness a sheepnapping?!?
Mutton drive by.
Someone’s getting a sweater for Christmas!
Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #2651 on Flickr.
Gandalf the Space Grey
(Source: lolfactory, via redcloud)
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots… by MARX!
Etch A Sketch
I had one until my father caught me having fun with it after he sent me to my room. He angrily shattered it through the middle on the bedpost.
I loved my Merlin.
Five idling trucks waiting for the bus with their precious little monsters who can’t handle standing out in the brutal 62 degree bone-chilling cold, spewing out clouds of greenhouse gases, ensuring that future generations won’t have to endure such hardship.
Of course this is Florida, so the entire state will be under water, but whatever.
"I told you, Gladys. I want the flower chair."
(Source: apanelofanalysts, via luanneclatterbuck)
Mind the Cat