Stahp, Amazon. Stahp.
Gary Busey: Relying on magnificent and necessary compatible energy.
FireTV: Not found. Please try again.
Gary Busey: Really exciting love affair turns into our nightmare; sobriety hangs in peril.
FireTV: Sorry. I’m not programmed for weirdo acronym-talk.
Gary Busey: Finding relevant answers under deception.
FireTV: Sorry. We only claimed to understand normal speech patterns.
Gary Busey: Finding an important lesson, inviting needed growth.
FireTV: Excuse me, everyone else has success with our Voice Search feature.
Gary Busey: Critical hate and overwhelming stupidity.
FireTV: Our database is well-organized.
Gary Busey: False evidence appearing real.
FireTV: Remain calm and try again.
Gary Busey: Debating on understanding bewildering thoughts.
FireTV: I have confidence in you.
Gary Busey: Never underestimate the spirit.
FireTV: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Gary Busey: Good as you.
Any artists or illustrators out there who want to help us out (very quickly!) for our next issue?
We’re looking for artwork to accompany an essay on Boogie Nights. And we’d need it by Sunday.
If you think you might be able to help, get in touch with us today (firstname.lastname@example.org), and you could see your work in a brand new issue of Bright Wall/Dark Room magazine next week!
Artist friends who live in my iPad and phone, LOOKIE!
Fuck you. Pay me. ™
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
I knew NOTHING of this movie until five minutes ago and that is a CRIME because I NEED IT
The brain stuff is going to bother me but I want to see this movie pretty badly.
You got some ‘splainin to do.
The past tense of “text” is “texted.”
That is all.
Anyone else feel like some In-N-Out?
Serial killer Alfred Gaynor, responsible for the murder of nine women in Illinois, was attacked by the son of one of his victims while in court.
GOODHe a muthaphuckin cannon for that shit boaaaa
You have to wonder if the bailiffs are at all considering maybe moving just a little slowly to restrain the guy. Or maybe that this is the first time justice has been successfully carried out in a modern American courtroom.
"SIR! 8 or 9 more outbursts like that and you will be asked to leave the courtroom!"
That chair did the trick for me. Looked like it hit a good spot.