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Bridget Trap: 1. Materials 1 Refrigerator box  1 Stick 1 String 1 Cup of coffee  2. Assemble as shown. 3. The coffee aroma will inevitably attract the prey into the box. 4. Pull the string. Congratulations! You have a Bridget! You will be endlessly delighted by your Bridget for years to come. Just follow these tips: Your Bridget needs a steady supply of coffee. DON’T SKIMP! An uncaffeinated Bridget is a dangerous Bridget. Never feed your Bridget eggs or egg products. Eggs are your Bridget’s natural enemy. Supply your Bridget with ample cross stitch materials. You will be rewarded with many filthy, framable crafts to hang or give as gifts. Remember, Christmas is coming!
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Bridget Trap:

1. Materials

  • 1 Refrigerator box 
  • 1 Stick
  • 1 String
  • 1 Cup of coffee 

2. Assemble as shown.

3. The coffee aroma will inevitably attract the prey into the box.

4. Pull the string.

Congratulations! You have a Bridget! You will be endlessly delighted by your Bridget for years to come. Just follow these tips:

  • Your Bridget needs a steady supply of coffee. DON’T SKIMP! An uncaffeinated Bridget is a dangerous Bridget.
  • Never feed your Bridget eggs or egg products. Eggs are your Bridget’s natural enemy.
  • Supply your Bridget with ample cross stitch materials. You will be rewarded with many filthy, framable crafts to hang or give as gifts. Remember, Christmas is coming!

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