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Bridget Trap:
1. Materials
- 1 Refrigerator box
- 1 Stick
- 1 String
- 1 Cup of coffee
2. Assemble as shown.
3. The coffee aroma will inevitably attract the prey into the box.
4. Pull the string.
Congratulations! You have a Bridget! You will be endlessly delighted by your Bridget for years to come. Just follow these tips:
- Your Bridget needs a steady supply of coffee. DON’T SKIMP! An uncaffeinated Bridget is a dangerous Bridget.
- Never feed your Bridget eggs or egg products. Eggs are your Bridget’s natural enemy.
- Supply your Bridget with ample cross stitch materials. You will be rewarded with many filthy, framable crafts to hang or give as gifts. Remember, Christmas is coming!
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