1. Notes: 43 / 5 months ago  from funsizebytes (originally from rrrrred)

   Confused

   funsizebytes:

   rrrrred:

   KRIS:  that’s a lot of raisin bran
   ME:  you’re a lot of raisin bran
   KRIS:  your mom’s a lot of raisin bran
   KRIS:  because she never was a cornflake girl
   ME:  i don’t know what that’s a reference to so i’m going to ignore it
   KRIS:  It’s a Tori Amos quote
   KRIS:  which is a reference to corn flakes being created by fundies who thought tasty food made you more sexually active
   KRIS:  In short, your mom’s a whore
   ME:  the executive summary belongs at the top
   KRIS:  I apologize
   KRIS:  In this exchange I plan to humorously imply that the person you refer to as mother has loose sexual morals.
   ME:  Proceed.

   To which poeks replied:

   I think I had this exact conversation with my sister last week. Freaky.

   Now I’m left to wonder why Poeks and her sister were talking about rrrrred’s mother being a whore.

   Which is the only thing that makes sense, because if Poeks and her sister were having the conversation together, saying “YOUR MOM’S A WHORE” seems like one of those “You’re rubber and I’m glue” type of arguments like when your mom calls you a sonofabitch and then realized that one kind of backfired on her.

   Or if you say to your father, “A pox on your firstborn!”

   (HI SWEEN!)

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      Of course that never stopped me from calling [my twin](http://jamietie.com) ugly…

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       Oh the many times this conversation occurred between me, my brother and mother.

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       My brother and I may or may not be guilty of using ‘yo momma’ jokes towards each other. Yeah, we don’t hail from a...

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       Or if you say to your father, “A pox on your firstborn!” (HI SWEEN!)

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