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timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.

They relish the idea of punishing crime.

No matter how fast you speed, they’ll catchup.

And in case your panini press goes haywire:

And for ill chickens, turkeys, pigs, and cows:

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