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areasofmyexpertise: Anyone who does not already know that you can substitute fibrous beef hearts for goose is beneath my fucking contempt. All this time I’ve been using Ritz crackers. Boy, is my face red.
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Anyone who does not already know that you can substitute fibrous beef hearts for goose is beneath my fucking contempt.

All this time I’ve been using Ritz crackers. Boy, is my face red.

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    Anyone who does not already know that you can substitute fibrous beef hearts for goose is beneath my fucking contempt.
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    When my sister and I were younger, we’d always fight over who got the heart tubes. We would make wishes on them, or slap...
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    The tubes are the best part!
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    I wish to extend my kudos to smartasshat for the reference to Ritz Crackers’ “Mock Apple Pie” recipe.
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    I feel the biggest problem with this recipe...that it presupposes that you’ll be able to...