stuffparty: guillee: Herman Miller Envelop Desk. I want it. It’s fully adjustable and has a hole to accommodate my belly. Big downside: This desk seems designed especially so you’ll have a hard time masturbating at it. There’s an attachment for that. It’s what Steve Jobs is going to announce at tomorrow’s press conference, and the real reason he took time off from Apple last year: iPussy (I was only a year off.)
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guillee:

Herman Miller Envelop Desk. I want it. It’s fully adjustable and has a hole to accommodate my belly.

Big downside: This desk seems designed especially so you’ll have a hard time masturbating at it.

There’s an attachment for that. It’s what Steve Jobs is going to announce at tomorrow’s press conference, and the real reason he took time off from Apple last year:

iPussy

(I was only a year off.)

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  1. camidoodi reblogged this from guillee and added:
    Before you correct...spelling, realize there is a difference between envelop and envelope....
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  3. smartasshat reblogged this from stuffparty and added:
    There’s an attachment for that. It’s what Steve Jobs is going to announce at tomorrow’s press conference, and the real...
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  5. sistacrumpet said: Oh, how I love Herman Miller. GO MICHIGAN COMPANIES!
  6. lindstifa said: Want? No. NEEEEEEEEEEEED.
  7. stuffparty reblogged this from guillee and added:
    Big downside: This desk seems designed especially so you’ll have...hard time masturbating...
  8. yodelmachine said: He looks so happy!
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