THE_REAL_SHAT

aimee-b-loved: Meet Big Moosey. He was my kitty. He rocked the...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:42:12 -0500

Meet Big Moosey.

He was my kitty. He rocked the crab hat look before anyone. The other kitties made fun of him. They called him names. And told him crab hats will never be cool.

I wish he were alive to see today.

Also, I wish he could use a computer.

Otherwise he’d miss it.

Aimee, Shadow loves her crab, too.

biorhythmist: Hans B. Schmidt. The only priest ever executed...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:16:49 -0500

biorhythmist:

Hans B. Schmidt. The only priest ever executed for murder in the United States.

Did you know The Library of Congress has a Flickr?

Pretty cool.

The D is silent.

funsizebytes: What Orwellian doublespeak is this “dollar menu”...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:15:00 -0500

funsizebytes:

What Orwellian doublespeak is this “dollar menu” where nothing is a dollar?

Only in the sense that no Euros are accepted.

I’ll buy Outerplanet. But Fireland? I’m not worthy.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:06:39 -0500

I’ll buy Outerplanet. But Fireland? I’m not worthy.

myrm: ronbailey: Lamborghini Akonian OMG I just came. Mr....

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:57:11 -0500

myrm:

ronbailey:

Lamborghini Akonian

OMG I just came.

Mr. Vader, your car is ready.

nicky36: atsween: “friends help each other” Lordy, I hope...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:07:12 -0500

nicky36:

atsween:

“friends help each other”

Lordy, I hope this is going on zazzle!

Is that a bottle of hooch by Godzilla’s foot? A dead woodpecker, perhaps?

That’s just wrong!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:43:59 -0500

That’s just wrong!

De Niro to Obama. (context)

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

De Niro to Obama.

(context)

kellydeal: scottmcdowell: White House Flickr “YOU! You...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:16:00 -0500

kellydeal:

scottmcdowell:

White House Flickr

“YOU! You are very good.”

(listen)

OK. FINE! I admit it. I tried to fave this story on Google...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:01:39 -0500

OK. FINE! I admit it. I tried to fave this story on Google News.

YOU WOULD TOO!!

baileygenine: ampersands: A befuddled baby Amur leopard meets...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:34:41 -0500

baileygenine:

ampersands:

A befuddled baby Amur leopard meets her adoring public for the first time at an animal park in Hodenhagen, Germany.

In my house, that’s known as a kih’en.

jonathaneunice: (via michi66f : misterpeace :...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:48:55 -0500

jonathaneunice:

(via michi66f : misterpeace : veronicles : elvisdepressley : boredstop.com : All over the Internet; no clear definitive source)

“You’re so transparent when you’re trying to get me in the mood.”

Thanks, Mr. Pilot!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:13:55 -0500

Thanks, Mr. Pilot!

The pilot reads my mind and banks to get the wing out of the...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:12:21 -0500

The pilot reads my mind and banks to get the wing out of the shot.

Sunset as we fly between two layers of clouds.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:09:59 -0500

Sunset as we fly between two layers of clouds.

GOOD IDEA TUMBLR!!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:31:00 -0500

atsween:

My wife can’t see my tweets. I can’t see her tweets. Now we have to talk to each other. LIKE CHUMPS.

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inthefade:

I’m not getting any emails on my Blackberry. No one is seeing my tweets or getting my DMs. The pharmacy wants 158 dollars to replace my lost Nexium. General Tso spewed his chicken all over my shirt.

Go away, today.

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staff:

Inspired by Wordpress’ seriously clever use of Loren Brichter’s new Tweetie options, we’re launching our own Tweetie and Twitterrific compatible API. This

** Twitter-like API **

should make it easy for a lot of existing Twitter clients to start supporting Tumblr.

jonathaneunice: Sexy Sex Thursday: Mmmmm! Lady! I Like Your...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:46:55 -0500

jonathaneunice:

Sexy Sex Thursday: Mmmmm! Lady! I Like Your Tight Dress! Edition

(via d-d-d : etoystk : fluffy Lychees - Amber Valletta by Juergen Teller I-D dec 1996 via fashion_screen)

Alternately:

Sexy Sex Thursday: Tucking-Your-Ween-Back-Between-Your-Legs Edition

When I got up it was seven degrees outside. But wait! It gets...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:37:00 -0500

When I got up it was seven degrees outside. But wait! It gets better! The wind is nineteen miles per hour, which makes it feel like negative fifteen degrees. Except for the thirty five mile per hour gusts, which make it feel like negative OH MY GOD MY EYEBALLS ARE FREEZING SOLID INSIDE MY FUCKING SKULL degrees.

clapifyoulikeme: allcreatures: mabelmoments: Brand new baby...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:41:17 -0500

clapifyoulikeme:

allcreatures:

mabelmoments:

Brand new baby beluga via zooborns

Me: Oh id’s a widdle biddy baby bewooga!

Her: Be-lu-ga. Say it.

Me: Iddle widdle baby bewooga!

Her: :sigh: You know, to have a baby beluga—

Me: Iddle widdle biddy baby bew—

Her: Yes. To have one, we’d have to have a bathtub with a reef.

Me: I’ve always wanted a bathrub with a reef!!

Don’t you mean “weef”?

girlmonkey: I would call them “big fatty fingers rudely stuffed...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:49:27 -0500

girlmonkey:

I would call them “big fatty fingers rudely stuffed in your enormous gob.”

Also you need a dental cleaning.

Vegetarian gorillas’ canine teeth are much bigger.