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Burned the fuck outta my hand.

morrowplanet:

As in, full-on grasped the handle of the all-clad that had just spent fifteen minutes in the 475 oven.

Good Christ, I am like a whimpering baby over here and I am barely second-degree here.

The first rational thought that passed through my mind after it happened was, “Oh God, Ross.”

And as much as I hate to equate you with your injury, man, I can’t stop thinking about how fast things happen, how much things hurt, and—not for the first time—I raise my glass to you and your amazing bravery as you’ve shared your accident and recovery.

Feel free to come punch me in the balls to take my mind off any of this and call me a puss.

When I was six years old, my mother turned on a burner on the electric stove and a short time later hovered her hand over it to see if it was hot enough to cook on. It wasn’t and she left the kitchen. I had seen her do it, but I thought she touched it instead of hovering over it. I got off the chair and slammed my hand down right on the burner coil.

I still clearly remember doing it. I can see my hand with my fingers spread out placed firmly in the middle of the burner. I can hear the sound it made (not sizzling, just the impact on the coil). I have a distinct memory of going out on the porch and sticking my hand in the snow. (I’m sure that was my mother’s doing, not my idea.) It’s amazing how pain will burn (HAR!) memories into your brain. I guess it’s Nature’s way of making sure you avoid dangerous situations. Apparently it works. I have never since placed my hand on a hot burner coil. Yay for me!

On the plus side„ though, I didn’t have to write anything in school for a week after that. 

So, Ross and Mike, I wish you well in your recoveries, and I sympathize with your crystal-clear memories of such a bad incident.

    • #indefensible
    • #ouch
    • #MORROW
    • #morrowplanet
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morrowplanet:

Probably the most gratuitous of GPOY.

365ish days of me in 30ish seconds, March 21, 2011, to March 23, 2012.

(using Everyday app because Adam told me to)

Favorite Part: The subtle, yet delightful, ever-changing HAIR OF MORROW.

Second Favorite Part: The evolution of BEARD OF MORROW.

What’s your favorite part of EVERYDAY MORROW?

    • #gpoyv
    • #gpoy
    • #365
    • #everyday
    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
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morrowplanet:

We’re no strangers to love.

DAMMIT, MORROW!
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morrowplanet:

We’re no strangers to love.

DAMMIT, MORROW!

    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
    • #ios 5
    • #rickroll
  • 1 year ago > morrowplanet
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morrowplanet:

Oh, and Kevin Smith is also on my flight. We’re like best buds now.

Does Kevin know that he’s in the presence of THE Mike Morrow, DAMMIT?
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morrowplanet:

Oh, and Kevin Smith is also on my flight. We’re like best buds now.

Does Kevin know that he’s in the presence of THE Mike Morrow, DAMMIT?

    • #kevin
    • #smith
    • #mike
    • #morrow
    • #DAMMIT
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You said: Ghostbusters. Just watched it again last weekend. Rick Moranis’s speech about the history of Gozer is a complete joy EVERY TIME.

    • #gozer
    • #ghostbusters
    • #rick
    • #moranis
    • #keymaster
    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
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morrowplanet:

OMG FOR REAL

I WANT A PANCAKE PRINTER!!
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morrowplanet:

OMG FOR REAL

I WANT A PANCAKE PRINTER!!

    • #pancake
    • #printer
    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
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So out of shape

milkglassmao:

It’s pathetic. I got my dirt throwing aim back, so at least I have one thing going for me. I have a large blister on my palm, which is a bummer.

Traffic in DC has been a nightmare. It’s taken me forever to get home the last two nights. 

I need to meditate or some shit.

You need to get all centered and shit.

    • #lemur
    • #milkglassmao
    • #MORROW
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morrowplanet:

How’s your weekend starting?

DAMMIT E.T.!
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morrowplanet:

How’s your weekend starting?

DAMMIT E.T.!

    • #gpoy
    • #MORROW
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Blame the victim.
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Blame the victim.

    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
    • #tumblr
    • #error
  • 2 years ago
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Sharing one hat? That explains a lot.
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Sharing one hat? That explains a lot.

    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
    • #barfhat
    • #tumblr
    • #error
  • 2 years ago
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Barfhat?
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Barfhat?

    • #barfhat
    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
  • 2 years ago
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*I* am Spartacus puked in my hat.

    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
    • #barfhat
  • 2 years ago
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I puked all over myself.

shoesonwrong:

In the car.

I don’t know what happened. I didn’t (and still don’t) feel nauseous and there was no warning. I coughed and then, like an overgrown baby, just puked down my own front, onto the leather seats, and finally, down to the floor mats.

Naked mortification yesterday and now ralphing all over myself stone cold sober. If next week doesn’t improve, I fully expect to accidentally burn all my hair off or get stuck in an elevator with explosive diarrhea. 

You should start wearing a hat.

    • #barfhat
    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
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DAMMIT MORROW!
Don’t scare her like that.
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DAMMIT MORROW!

Don’t scare her like that.

    • #DAMMIT
    • #MORROW
    • #tumblr
    • #synchronicity
  • 2 years ago
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The More You Know ☆
(see) (also)
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The More You Know ☆

(see) (also)

    • #DAMMIT
    • #morrow
  • 2 years ago
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