Jennifer contains multitudes, but what is most prominent when I think of her is her fierce devotion to her sons.
She shows them how to live in the world with gentle love, but if anyone tries to mess with them, they would be lucky to pull back a stump.
Plus, polar bears love Diet Coke.
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Ummmm… So… What are you trying to tell me about my penis size?
Fuck you, Tumblr. I hope millions of people quit because they think they can’t use Tumblr any more.
Meanwhile, in my brain…
“Oooo! A censored picture of Jennifer? Va-va-va-VOOM! I need to see that.”
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Important, AND OBVI. I can’t bear being schooled by him.
All I can say is that you’d better not make me send you this clip.
Only YOU can prevent Tom Bergeron in your inbox!
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I hate this man.
But you can’t deny the message is important.
Pulled out a bunch of old bagels, expired yogurts, and an old, opened hot dog package.
Cleaned up the drawers.
Toldja that I don’t eat eggs. :)
Is this what’s in the door?
“Women’s dresses should be made out of barbed wire.”
-Mark Twain
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(Although, it’s not that much of a surprise, considering one is drinking in his avatar, and the other’s screen name has a drink in it.)
For Jennifer.
Yes, it IS the Mom’s job to say “NO” to chocolate cake for breakfast.
I know what you mean, Jennifer. What is in their heads?
Heh. “HEAD.”
Anyone want to dip a slice of platitude in Tracey’s marinara sauce?
