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Captain Bruce. Oveur.
Shirley, you can’t be serious.
I have a drinking problem.
Sylvia Plath
Bee Gees/Stayin’ Alive
FYI: if you dance with me to this song this weekend, there’s a chance I might make you help me reenact the bar scene from Airplane!
(You thought I was going to say Saturday Night Fever, didn’t you? Hell no, bitches…Airplane! has fighting Girl Scouts!)
I have a drinking problem.
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Just go ahead and fucking shoot me now.
“Please put your taint in the upright and squished position.”
(Also, I think the white things are single-serve toilets.)
I think I know what killed Peter Graves.
