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Am I already drunk?
Take this whiskey and drink of it, for it is my blood alcohol level.
Pump Machine Makes Food Disappear
Patients wait 20 minutes after eating, then empty 30 percent of their stomach contents into the toilet through a tube — a small, handheld device connects to a skin-port discretely embedded on the outside of the abdomen.
I would put the batteries in backwards to pump alcohol into my stomach at concerts, the movies, town hall meetings, the mall, fast food restaurants, expensive restaurants, day care…
Well, let’s just shorten this up and say everywhere.
More Ninth Grade Literature Mixed with Alcohol
- Red Wine of Courage
- Some Wicked Ale This Way Comes
- To Spill a Mockingbird
- I Know Why the Caged Bird Drinks
- Death-Warmed-Over of a Salesman
More Ninth Grade Literature Mixed with Alcohol
- Flowers for Appletini
- A Cointreau Orange
- A Raisin in the Rum
- A Sidecar Named Desire
- Last Call of the Mohicans
More Ninth Grade Literature Mixed with Alcohol
- The Port Wine Letter
- Of Ice and Gin
- 1984 (vintage)
- Shakespeare’s Gimlet
- The Shaker and the Rye
what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol?
tequila mockingbird
Beer-owulf?
Atlas Chugged?
Lord of the Barflies?
Fahrenheit 151
Source: aktigerlily
Let’s all drink to American Drink.
