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Q:FUCK that made my hands hurt.

sblaufuss

It just goes to show that kids will do stuff you would never imagine. All you parents successfully raising good kids, I salute you.

It’s weird. I actually don’t remember the pain, just the events around it. It’s very strange how the brain works.

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  • 3 months ago
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Smoke Monster, midi-chlorians, or debt ceiling?

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We have to go back.

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  • 5 months ago
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tj:

PBS to Rep. Phil Gingrey: “Are Republicans going to help create jobs? How do you do that and not spend money?”

He then talks for 1m 15s about how healthcare reform is needed, but what we really need are jobs, people would take their jobs back even without healthcare, and “everyone knows we need reform but we need jobs first.”

And then some bullshit about the president being “likable.”

If I had a political TV show it would be “Answer the fucking question.” It would not be live, and the only way that your answer gets on there is if you answer the fucking question, not repeat your same old tired talking points.

(Also, no politician would go on it, I’m sure.)

Rep. Phil Gingrey: Jobs Should Have Trumped Health Reform (via PBSNewsHour)

I’m sure a Kickstarter project could easily raise a few million dollars for your show. I see a nice hook in call-and-response audience participation: 

TJ: [setup, setup, setup; question?] “And now it’s time for you to…”

Audience: “ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!”

Guest: [blah blah blah avoid avoid avoid]

TJ: [Points to audience]

Audience:“ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!”

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  • 2 years ago > tj
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