What an asshole.
He went on to implore people to refrain from using all forms of fire unless it was created by a lightning strike.
Source: wordishness
The police just called…
With the asshole’s name and insurance information.
His name is Robert Paulson!
(Not really, but I’m trying to resist posting his asshole name. I’m tryin’ REAL hard, Ringo.)
(His name’s not Ringo, either.)
This is the asshole who hit my car because I was “an asshole” for not letting him go in front of me. He’s also the asshole who didn’t stop to exchange information, but who DID have to stop at a red light.
aka-lindsaylooo replied to your link:
Forget what hurt your butt in the past. Never forget what you caught from it.
I love your asshole.
(Baby got) back atcha!
I do this at toll booths - ACCIDENTALLY - when I figure out that I’m in the lane for cars that have the automatic-toll-paying-gadget-thingie. It just happened last weekend, in fact.
I feel like a huge asshole when I do it, so I pay for the tolls of the three or four people behind me. This last time, however, the woman who so kindly let me in also let in two other assholes. So I had to ask the toll-taker to skip two cars, and pay for the next three.
She got very confused and I apologized profusely. It took a long time to get it straight with her, so I was responsible for holding up the line. That made me at least two kinds of asshole that day.
It ain’t easy being a nice asshole.
(via morrowplanet)
Source: yasrsly.com
People are finally starting to catch on… Hopefully it’ll just be the good ones like these two, and not any tattletales.
