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To give your baby lower-fat milk, just stand on your head.
SCIENCE!
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To give your baby lower-fat milk, just stand on your head.

SCIENCE!

    • #milk
    • #breast
    • #baby
    • #science
  • 3 weeks ago
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Roof baby is watching you masturbate.
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Roof baby is watching you masturbate.

(via sblaufuss)

Source: humortrain

    • #roof
    • #baby
    • #masturbate
  • 4 months ago > humortrain
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sblaufuss:

titsandsass:

yeahyeahlurksharder:

deeeyum … I guess dats real doe …

wut

I have no words.

Is it a food baby?
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sblaufuss:

titsandsass:

yeahyeahlurksharder:

deeeyum … I guess dats real doe …

wut

I have no words.

Is it a food baby?

Source: av0cad-o

    • #abortion
    • #food
    • #baby
  • 4 months ago > av0cad-o
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incognito-vegkat:

ladyfrankenstein13:

zombiepanic:

sosuperawesome:

How to Make a Baby by photographer Patrice Laroche and Sandra Denis, the mother of his new baby daughter Justine.

me encanta!!

Best parents.

Are they going to stick the air hose up the kid’s butt every couple of months for the next eighteen years?

(via iamsuperannoying)

Source: mymodernmet.com

    • #air
    • #hose
    • #pregnant
    • #baby
  • 5 months ago > sosuperawesome
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It may be a while.
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It may be a while.

    • #drunk
    • #baby
    • #walk
  • 10 months ago
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Baby ultimatums are so adorable.
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Baby ultimatums are so adorable.

    • #drunk
    • #baby
    • #walker
  • 10 months ago
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Just start crying and BOOBIES!
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Just start crying and BOOBIES!

    • #drunk
    • #baby
    • #tits
  • 10 months ago
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And somebody always cleans it up!
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And somebody always cleans it up!

    • #drunk
    • #baby
    • #pants
  • 10 months ago
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This is just about waving a tar baby in the air and saying that something else is a problem.

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) blasted President Obama following his proposed “crackdown” on firms found to be manipulating the oil market, saying he is “waving a tar baby in the air” as a distraction from high gas prices. - The Hill (via brooklynmutt)

WOW.

(via firthofforth)

holy shit

(via lafix)

TAR BABY? what the actual fuck

(via monkeyfrog)

Why does everything have to be so stupid? FFS. 

(via marleymarley)

When asked about her racially offensive comment, Bachmann replied, “Sometimes you just gotta call a spade a spade.”

(via felistella)

Source: thehill.com

    • #tar
    • #baby
    • #spade
    • #Bachmann
  • 1 year ago > brooklynmutt
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ASRAuto Shat Reblog
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ASR

Auto Shat Reblog

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Source: sophielovescookies

    • #funny
    • #baby
    • #humour
    • #shat
    • #mypants
    • #fashion
    • #hat
    • #top hat
  • 1 year ago > sophielovescookies
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View from the top of the Washington Monument looking west, facing Virginia. If you look closely you can spot the following: World War II Memorial, the Lincoln Monument, the now-empty Reflecting Pool, Memorial Bridge, Arlington House, Netherlands Carillon. 

Did someone find a Baby Ruth in the Reflecting Pool?
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milkglassmao:

View from the top of the Washington Monument looking west, facing Virginia. If you look closely you can spot the following: World War II Memorial, the Lincoln Monument, the now-empty Reflecting Pool, Memorial Bridge, Arlington House, Netherlands Carillon. 

Did someone find a Baby Ruth in the Reflecting Pool?

    • #washington
    • #monument
    • #reflecting
    • #pool
    • #baby
    • #ruth
  • 1 year ago > milkglassmao
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morrowplanet:

inothernews:

smdnstfu:

noahoe:infrontoftheocean:lenamania:100percentleon:petermackedyou:





are you serious? 

WOW.
FUCK YOU GUYS.

OMG

In sandwich

fact

uhh what?

The cops were called “heros.”

Eating a sandwich.

He’s so cute I want to EAT HIM UP!
And, they make their own gravy!
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morrowplanet:

inothernews:

smdnstfu:

noahoe:infrontoftheocean:lenamania:100percentleon:petermackedyou:

are you serious? 

WOW.

FUCK YOU GUYS.

OMG

In sandwich

fact

uhh what?

The cops were called “heros.”

Eating a sandwich.

He’s so cute I want to EAT HIM UP!

And, they make their own gravy!

Source: nothammiefay

    • #baby
    • #sandwich
  • 2 years ago > nothammiefay
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