You’ll be glad to know that the Internet is well-represented at the calendar store. Hi Derek!
They also had cute kitty calendars, but alas, no bacon calendars.
Also also: 75% off!
How To Survive This Damned Heat
Set your home air conditioner to 62F.
Buy more air conditioners. Set them to 62F.
Carry a handkerchief to wipe your brow at reasonable intervals. While wiping brow, shout “WOO BOY!”
Live out of your basement. American university students who graduate from 2007 through 2028 need not change habits.
Dig a deep hole in the ground. Defend the hole with a shotgun. Everyone loves a crazy person who defends a hole in the ground with a shotgun. “Holey Pete”, they’ll call you.
Die. Lowered body temperature will provide lasting relief.
Ded.
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Inspired by the lovely and talented Derek’s C64 Paint avatars, I made one for myself.
Enjoy!
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Geez, Twitter! Ever hear of over-kill?
Geez, Twitter! Ever hear of over-selling?
