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He doesn’t know how to duck.
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He doesn’t know how to duck.

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  • 2 weeks ago > beefranck
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beefranck:

Oh, Grandpa!  ^____^

Fetch me my bankbook! They’re stealing my money, golldernit!

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    • #old
    • #text
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frageelay:

ashamedtosay:

Take off, you hoosier.

We’re nearly up to 48 hours of Brucing. I’m pretty proud of us.Also, Bob & Doug are an ARB for me, eh.

HOOSIER AT HEART =) XOXOXO
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frageelay:

ashamedtosay:

Take off, you hoosier.

We’re nearly up to 48 hours of Brucing. I’m pretty proud of us.

Also, Bob & Doug are an ARB for me, eh.

HOOSIER AT HEART =) XOXOXO

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    • #burjit
    • #beefranck
    • #hoosier
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Ditka McBouncington was caught and returned 57 yards for a touchdown on this play.
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Ditka McBouncington was caught and returned 57 yards for a touchdown on this play.

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    • #beefranck
    • #cat
    • #football
  • 1 month ago
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Baked Brian Williams agrees with Robofrakkin.

Sorry Burjit.

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  • 1 month ago
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WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
For Burjit.
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WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!


For Burjit.

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    • #burjit
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  • Neighborhood Black BearLocal Police

Hot on the heels of Merlin and John’s excellent discussion of how dangerous bears are (Roderick on the Line #69 “Campfire Spaghetti Party”), I get this message on my answering machine today from the local police about a bear that’s been seen in my neighborhood. He even names my street.

A bear. In my neighborhood. ON MY STREET. GAH!

He goes on to say you should supervise children that you like during outdoor activities, and if you encounter the bear, clap your hands or sing. What the hell? So, if the bear likes your singing, he won’t rip you to pieces? Is he the reincarnated Roger Ebert?

Well, to be fair, my singing would repel any fish, fur, or fowl. 

Maybe the police should have suggested throwing a sneaker at him.

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    • #rotl
    • #burjit
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    • #answering
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My mother’s foster cat, Pepper, saying “They will never find me here.”
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My mother’s foster cat, Pepper, saying “They will never find me here.”

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It’s a good thing I’ve built up an immunity to iocane powder.
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It’s a good thing I’ve built up an immunity to iocane powder.

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    • #vegkat
  • 2 months ago
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morrowplanet:

My daughter’s fish died today, so shit’s getting pinteresting to try to make her feel better.

Have you been feeling any sharp pains and/or pasta cravings, Bridget?
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morrowplanet:

My daughter’s fish died today, so shit’s getting pinteresting to try to make her feel better.

Have you been feeling any sharp pains and/or pasta cravings, Bridget?

    • #beefranck
    • #beef frank
    • #spaghetti
    • #voodoo
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beefranck replied to your photo: Fifty Shades of Marketing (at Spencer Gifts)
HA! By the way, the show next week is at an honest to god sex shop. I could use some guidance on what to buy. :)

Just don’t ask for the big red vibrator on the wall. That’s the fire extinguisher.

    • #beefranck
    • #reply
    • #vibrator
    • #fire
    • #extinguisher
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Hot Chocolate Cupcakes
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Hot Chocolate Cupcakes

    • #chocolate
    • #whipped
    • #cream
    • #cupcake
    • #beefranck
  • 4 months ago
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Delight
Layers: 
Whipped cream
Chocolate pudding
Cream cheese
Chocolate chip cookie dough
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Delight

Layers:

  • Whipped cream
  • Chocolate pudding
  • Cream cheese
  • Chocolate chip cookie dough
    • #chocolate
    • #whipped
    • #cream
    • #cheese
    • #beefranck
    • #cookie
    • #dough
  • 4 months ago
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Chocolate cake with raspberry whipped cream frosting
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Chocolate cake with raspberry whipped cream frosting

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    • #whipped
    • #cream
    • #raspberry
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  • 4 months ago
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Chocolate cheesecake with chocolate whipped cream.
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Chocolate cheesecake with chocolate whipped cream.

    • #chocolate
    • #cheesecake
    • #whipped
    • #cream
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  • 4 months ago
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