He doesn’t know how to duck.
(via beefranck)
Take off, you hoosier.
We’re nearly up to 48 hours of Brucing. I’m pretty proud of us.
Also, Bob & Doug are an ARB for me, eh.
HOOSIER AT HEART =) XOXOXO
Source: ashamedtosay
Ditka McBouncington was caught and returned 57 yards for a touchdown on this play.
Baked Brian Williams agrees with Robofrakkin.
Sorry Burjit.
WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
For Burjit.
Hot on the heels of Merlin and John’s excellent discussion of how dangerous bears are (Roderick on the Line #69 “Campfire Spaghetti Party”), I get this message on my answering machine today from the local police about a bear that’s been seen in my neighborhood. He even names my street.
A bear. In my neighborhood. ON MY STREET. GAH!
He goes on to say you should supervise children that you like during outdoor activities, and if you encounter the bear, clap your hands or sing. What the hell? So, if the bear likes your singing, he won’t rip you to pieces? Is he the reincarnated Roger Ebert?
Well, to be fair, my singing would repel any fish, fur, or fowl.
Maybe the police should have suggested throwing a sneaker at him.
My mother’s foster cat, Pepper, saying “They will never find me here.”
It’s a good thing I’ve built up an immunity to iocane powder.
My daughter’s fish died today, so shit’s getting pinteresting to try to make her feel better.
Have you been feeling any sharp pains and/or pasta cravings, Bridget?
HA! By the way, the show next week is at an honest to god sex shop. I could use some guidance on what to buy. :)
Just don’t ask for the big red vibrator on the wall. That’s the fire extinguisher.
Layers:
- Whipped cream
- Chocolate pudding
- Cream cheese
- Chocolate chip cookie dough
Chocolate cake with raspberry whipped cream frosting
Chocolate cheesecake with chocolate whipped cream.
