It’s bean time!
The tally:
- 9.8 pounds
- 4.5 quarts
- 34 servings
- 5,075 calories (149/serving)
- 395 fat calories (12/serving)
- 990 g total carbs (29 g/serving)
- 377 g sugar (11 g/serving)
- 163 g fiber (5 g/serving)
- 208 g protein (6 g/serving)
- 15,810 mg sodium (465 mg/serving)
- 100% yummy
I know which beer I’m NOT ordering.
You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
Vote for the guy who won’t take your beer away.
OBAMA 2012!
I can’t draw Duff McKagan.
We’re up to March in my iPhoto calendar.
Right when I took the picture of the very tall beer, the bartender went by and grabbed the first beer’s empty glass and produced the light streaks you see to the left.
Then there are my favorite margarita ingredients, with everything else in the picture made monochrome.
And finally, I’m crossing the streams by adding (freezer-stored) tequila to my Shamrock Shake® instead of the traditional whisky. Let’s not get into the wisdom of having a McDonald’s shake in the first place…
With my first glass sitting empty behind the full one, I began to take this picture, which I assure you had breathtaking composition and framing. While my cameraphone’s shutter lag went through its paces, the bartender took the glass away. You can see the blur it created on the left.
I like it.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
thejohnblog replied to your photo:
I, for one, welcome our malt beverage overlords. …
I just came
Apparently, you welcome our malt beverage overlords more than I do.
A LOT more.
I, for one, welcome our malt beverage overlords.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
As opposed to those 12 oz. pints and 8 oz. pints, I guess…
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
So this is for real?
Dream: It tastes like Michael Palin circa 1968
Reality: It’s half hamster, half elderberry
i want to drink this while watching the movie
I like that it has an extra 0.9 fluid ounces so you can have a pint and leave the backwash.
Source: gordonshumway
Michele, please meet Haffenreffer Private Stock Malt Liquor.
Found on my walk today: Grocery bag of empty Natural Light beer cans and empty discount mouthwash.
“Hey, let’s go down this cul-de-sac and get blasted. Then we’ll get minty-fresh and drive around drunk! What could go wrong?”
