THE_REAL_SHAT

  • Random
  • Archive
  • RSS
  • Tumblr DMs
Loading
'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/caBNCUmcLGA?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

For Marley.

    • #felistella
    • #big
    • #salad
    • #seinfeld
  • 1 month ago
  • 3
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet
'\x3ciframe width=\x22500\x22 height=\x22375\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/_9NrrRWeIU8?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e'

For Marley.

    • #felistella
    • #big
    • #salad
  • 1 month ago
  • 2
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet
That’s a big cock.
Pop-upView Separately

That’s a big cock.

(via merlin)

Source: arcaneimages

    • #big
    • #cock
    • #rooster
  • 4 months ago > arcaneimages
  • 252
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet
pocketcontents:

putthison:

Ancient Egyptian socks, circa 250-420 AD.

The Romano-Egyptian socks were excavated in the burial grounds of ancient Oxyrhynchus, a Greek colony on the Nile in central Egypt at the end of the 19th century. They were given to the Museum in 1900 by Robert Taylor Esq., ‘Kytes,’ Watford. He was executor of the estate of the late Major Myers and these items were selected among others from a list of textiles as ‘a large number of very useful examples.’

Single-needle knit. Bright red. Amazing. Via The Smithsonian’s Threaded blog.

VIBRAM PROTOTYPE

This is part of a shameful Republican disinformation campaign to systematically deny real science, diabolically combined with their effort to eliminate PBS. 
HELP TRUTH PREVAIL!
Help spread the word that, in actuality, these are the ancient remains of Big Bird’s long-extinct ancestors.
Vote Democrat to let SCIENCE and PBS shine!
Pop-upView Separately

pocketcontents:

putthison:

Ancient Egyptian socks, circa 250-420 AD.

The Romano-Egyptian socks were excavated in the burial grounds of ancient Oxyrhynchus, a Greek colony on the Nile in central Egypt at the end of the 19th century. They were given to the Museum in 1900 by Robert Taylor Esq., ‘Kytes,’ Watford. He was executor of the estate of the late Major Myers and these items were selected among others from a list of textiles as ‘a large number of very useful examples.’

Single-needle knit. Bright red. Amazing. Via The Smithsonian’s Threaded blog.

VIBRAM PROTOTYPE

This is part of a shameful Republican disinformation campaign to systematically deny real science, diabolically combined with their effort to eliminate PBS. 

HELP TRUTH PREVAIL!

Help spread the word that, in actuality, these are the ancient remains of Big Bird’s long-extinct ancestors.

Vote Democrat to let SCIENCE and PBS shine!

Source: putthison

    • #pbs
    • #big
    • #bird
    • #ancient
    • #remains
    • #republican
    • #democrat
    • #science
    • #tcot
  • 6 months ago > putthison
  • 113
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet

Big Wife

  • Girlfriend: Feel my hair. It's so soft!
  • Me: [Runs fingers through hair. Pushes head down.]
  • GF: [Pulls back. Hits me.]
  • Me: Hey! I'm just testing the old wive's tale: Girls don't like when you push their heads down. It's called SCIENCE.
  • GF: "Wive's tale"??
  • Me: Promulgated by Big Wife.
  • GF: [That look]
  • GF: [Leaves room.]
    • #big
    • #wife
    • #push
    • #head
  • 1 year ago
  • 12
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet
sistacrumpet:

The UK is weird.

Rock out with your gherkout.
Pop-upView Separately

sistacrumpet:

The UK is weird.

Rock out with your gherkout.

    • #rock
    • #out
    • #big
    • #mac
  • 1 year ago > sistacrumpet
  • 38
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet
I think Elaine would disagree.
View Separately

I think Elaine would disagree.

    • #seinfeld
    • #mcdonald's
    • #mcdlt
    • #big
    • #salad
    • #george
    • #costanza
    • #elaine
    • #bennis
  • 1 year ago
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet
burwell:

this is like the starbucks lady, except better.

A mermaid with big hair who can spread her legs fins…
I can get behind that.
But I guess then she wouldn’t have to spread them.
Whatever.
View Separately

burwell:

this is like the starbucks lady, except better.

A mermaid with big hair who can spread her legs fins…

I can get behind that.

But I guess then she wouldn’t have to spread them.

Whatever.

Source: milkteef

    • #mermaid
    • #big
    • #hair
  • 2 years ago > milkteef
  • 95
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet

Portrait/Logo

Alcohol Allowed Here

More?

  • @smartasshat on Twitter
  • user1127723 on Vimeo
  • 23502889@N04 on Flickr

Twitter

loading tweets…

Following

  • RSS
  • Random
  • Archive
  • Tumblr DMs
  • Mobile

Effector Theme by Carlo Franco.

Powered by Tumblr