“I didn’t spend $80,000 so you people could scratch it with your Hyundai doors, thank you very much.” ~Pricey car driving assholes everywhere (to be said in a Mr. Evil… errr… Dr. Evil voice)
reason for waking up today
My friend in high school had a crappy blue Chevy Nova. In case you’re wondering, that actually was when Beverly Hills Cop was released. And my friend’s Nova also sometimes popped itself out of park and rolled.
Back then, douchebags parked diagonally across four parking spaces out in the hinterlands of the parking lot, which was the style at the time. My friend would match the angle and park impossibly close to the douchebag’s driver’s door. It was a thing of beauty.