At an old job, I worked peripherally with an amazingly sexy woman named Nancy, whose friend Sue was my coworker. Nancy was unapologetic about being what some would call promiscuous.
One day she came to work limping. I asked her what happened and she said she broke a toe by stubbing it on the leg of her bed.
I put on my most innocent face, blinked, and said, “That’s weird. Sue said you know your way around a bed.”
Nancy was not pleased. She narrowed her eyes at me, turned, and limped haughtily out of the room.