Since 1954, this tree on Vashon Island, WA has been slowly devouring this child’s bike. The front wheel still spins.
Kids are too young to know that just because you CAN, it doesn’t mean you SHOULD go 88 miles per hour.
Now you need to create a drink called the Kahlua Shame Spiral and submit the recipe to Ron Bailey’s Tumblr Talent Show.
I feel like 1950’s Goldie Wilson from Back to the Future when Marty says he will be the mayor.
(I just realized that “Goldie Mayor” could have been a nod to Golda Meir. Huh.)
(Is it wrong for a Prime Minister of Israel to be an Easter egg?)