Will they cancel Easter?
What if there’s no pope before Easter? Will the bunny still bring eggs?
Yes, but each egg will come in a condom.
So to speak…
Extremely interesting Reddit thread.
This is a great thread with interesting, useful, and funny information.
- Wetland scientist - If you smell farts, it’s a wetland.
- Pawn shop employee - No, we don’t have Battletoads.
I like this one:
Indeed. For the most part, wildlife are ok where they are. As long as they’re not bleeding or they don’t have clear fractures/trauma/whatever, they should be just left alone… If you’re concerned about a bunny nest though, you can place sticks around it in a cross pattern or something to make sure the mom is actually coming back. If the sticks aren’t moved/rustled, she’s probably gone. Call a local rehabber.
Because bunnies are pure evil, and their vile, black hearts will compel them to destroy any cross they encounter.
Cat Stalks Bunny
A neighborhood cat stalked a baby bunny in my yard today.
I think some inept ka-niggits are preparing to invade my house.