Shopping for nail polish. ^__^
Bunny with a tiny shopping cart? Check.
Filled with nail polish? Why not?
Take the rest of the day off, kids. The Internet is done for today.
She’s selling them because people keep putting it in her eyes.
Will they cancel Easter?
What if there’s no pope before Easter? Will the bunny still bring eggs?
Yes, but each egg will come in a condom.
So to speak…
Extremely interesting Reddit thread.
This is a great thread with interesting, useful, and funny information.
- Wetland scientist - If you smell farts, it’s a wetland.
- Pawn shop employee - No, we don’t have Battletoads.
I like this one:
Indeed. For the most part, wildlife are ok where they are. As long as they’re not bleeding or they don’t have clear fractures/trauma/whatever, they should be just left alone… If you’re concerned about a bunny nest though, you can place sticks around it in a cross pattern or something to make sure the mom is actually coming back. If the sticks aren’t moved/rustled, she’s probably gone. Call a local rehabber.
Because bunnies are pure evil, and their vile, black hearts will compel them to destroy any cross they encounter.
Cat Stalks Bunny
A neighborhood cat stalked a baby bunny in my yard today.
I think some inept ka-niggits are preparing to invade my house.