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smartasshat:

Emmy, I maked u a birfday cake but I eated it!
Happee Birfday In A Boks!
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smartasshat:

Emmy, I maked u a birfday cake but I eated it!

Happee Birfday In A Boks!

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    • #cake
    • #day
    • #burjit
  • 2 weeks ago > smartasshat
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DrawSomething, I would ask you to kindly refrain from accusing me of playing on multiple devices when it’s YOUR bugs that are causing the problem.

It’s only civil.

Plus, I think you lost a good boner drawing meant for BURJIT.

Dick.

    • #draw
    • #something
    • #bug
    • #BURJIT
    • #boner
  • 3 weeks ago
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In my defense, Bridget likes boners and dislikes SPORTSBALL.
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In my defense, Bridget likes boners and dislikes SPORTSBALL.

    • #gif
    • #gifboom
    • #boners
    • #SPORTSBALL
    • #BURJIT
  • 1 month ago
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beefranck:

So anyway, Shat made me a MST3K license plate frame. 
It’s okay to be jealous. (Or you could just make your own. Either way.)

MST3K 4 LYF
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beefranck:

So anyway, Shat made me a MST3K license plate frame. 

It’s okay to be jealous. (Or you could just make your own. Either way.)

MST3K 4 LYF

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    • #mst3k
    • #chsh goodies
    • #chsh
    • #burjit
    • #beefranck
  • 1 month ago > beefranck
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It’s true.
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It’s true.

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    • #chsh
    • #burjit
  • 1 month ago > beefranck
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Número dos.
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Número dos.

    • #margarita
    • #burjit
    • #drink
  • 1 month ago
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SOMEONE had to do it.
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SOMEONE had to do it.

    • #burjit
    • #spock
    • #perperderg
    • #star
    • #trek
  • 1 month ago
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My phone GETS me.
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My phone GETS me.

    • #BURJIT
    • #beefranck
    • #iphone
    • #autocorrect
  • 2 months ago
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Muffins Are Never Free
(Some limitations apply)
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Muffins Are Never Free

(Some limitations apply)

    • #burjit
    • #beefranck
    • #muffin
    • #creative
    • #commons
  • 3 months ago
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BURJIT!
WARNA CURKTERL ANNA PARSTEE? 
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BURJIT!

WARNA CURKTERL ANNA PARSTEE? 

    • #beef
    • #frank
    • #beefranck
    • #burjit
    • #cocktail
    • #pastry
  • 4 months ago
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One of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comics.
For Bridget and Shane, from a discussion in Emergency Pants #170.
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One of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comics.

For Bridget and Shane, from a discussion in Emergency Pants #170.

    • #calvin
    • #hobbes
    • #booger
    • #freeze
    • #burjit
    • #beefranck
    • #sblaufuss
  • 4 months ago
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Not to toot my own horn (that’s what the Craftmatic bed is for), but a thoughtful person knows how to bolster their relationship with Beefranck.
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Not to toot my own horn (that’s what the Craftmatic bed is for), but a thoughtful person knows how to bolster their relationship with Beefranck.

    • #wwf
    • #beefranck
    • #burjit
  • 5 months ago
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BURJITS BURJ
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BURJITS BURJ

(via ihatetheworldtodayteenangst)

    • #boners
    • #burjit
  • 5 months ago > ihatetheworldtodayteenangst
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Some of you may identify with this classic.

    • #burjit
    • #star
    • #trek
    • #scotty
    • #tribbles
  • 5 months ago
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Regarding this NSFW picture.
(Related)
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Regarding this NSFW picture.

(Related)

    • #beefranck
    • #BURJIT
    • #stormtrooper
    • #bj
  • 5 months ago
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