Attn: Prospective CHSH attendees
You know those Entertainment coupon books your neighbor kids sell to make money for their show choir or hierarchical organization with leadership of questionable morals? The ones that let you buy two Sausage McMuffins for the price of one, and tickets to the local sportsball team for $5 off?
It has a card in it. That card can get you a room at the CHSH hotel for as low as $129* a night, which is slightly cheaper than the normal CHSH rate (but might be for a room on the murder floor).
I only mention it now because this is the time of year the urchins are selling those books, so you can probably help out their Dr. Who fan club or cunnilingus appreciation society or whatever they’re raising money for these days, but if you don’t know any kids who desperately need you to show them the value of hitting up their neighbors for money, they also have a website.
That said, the organizers always do a bang-up job of negotiating a fantastic rate, too. Mostly because CHSH attendees are polite and hardly ever burn anything down.
* plus secret incalculable hotel taxes that probably end up being around $50 a night, but the only way you avoid those is a secret blood pact with Rahm Emmanuel.
Good words of advice, put together in a pleasing order.
If you would like to have so much fun that the 17th floor calls, go to CHSH.
Fried egg, sharp cheddar, and blueberry pancake sandwiches.
SPECIAL BEHIND-THE-SANDWICH INFO:
Upon the first bite of the second sandwich, half the yolk squirted out and ran down the front of my shirt.
I still put this in the “win” column.
Now I need pancakes.
A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling.
Great. Now, “With whom does the fox lay?” Is on interminable repeat in my head!
Oh, even worse, my brain just answered: “Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kittay! Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kittay!”
I hate my brain.
You and me.
trekkieb47 Mic Test Comparison - Turtle Beach Earforce X12, Integrated Laptop Mic, and Blue Yeti stereo microphone.
I just bought the Blue Yeti based on this, so my sound should be a lot better on Pants from now on.
I’m looking forward to making much better Emergency Pants intros and BURJIT ringtones. Yay!
Behind the Name, Name of the Day - Bridget
text from Behind the Name
Bridget - Anglicized form of the Irish name Brighid which means “exalted one”.
In Irish mythology this was the name of the goddess of fire, poetry and wisdom, the daughter of the god Dagda. In the 5th century it was borne by Saint Brigid, the founder of a monastery at Kildare and a patron saint of Ireland. Because of the saint, the name was considered sacred in Ireland, and it did not come into general use there until the 17th century. In the form Birgitta this name has been common in Scandinavia, made popular by the 14th-century Saint Birgitta of Sweden, patron saint of Europe.
I’m exalted and junk! ^_____^
Yeah, so something came in the mail today.
Sometimes the world is so goddamn beautiful.
Sorry if I got you in trouble, Don.
It starts with confusion, which gives way to exasperation. Eventually, you end up with enlightenment.
Just stay on-board long enough.