- GF: When I made the spaghetti sauce, I put in a mouthful of Newman's pineapple salsa.
- Me: [Motions leaning over and expelling a mouthful]
- GF: No, not like that!
- Me: I sure hope you didn't put a butt-load of anything in there.
Laughing my ass off
Who had access to the gun of an NFL Hall-of-Famer and actor to take this picture?
literally me omg
Why does she look so annoyed?? You’re living the life, girl!
Oh, wait. Maybe she had Indian for dinner?
Butt stuff butt stuff butt stuff.