- GF: When I made the spaghetti sauce, I put in a mouthful of Newman's pineapple salsa.
- Me: [Motions leaning over and expelling a mouthful]
- GF: No, not like that!
- Me: I sure hope you didn't put a butt-load of anything in there.
literally me omg
Why does she look so annoyed?? You’re living the life, girl!
Oh, wait. Maybe she had Indian for dinner?
Butt stuff butt stuff butt stuff.