A coworker of mine is known for her… [how shall I put this?] unintentionally creative use of language. For instance, a while back she said someone who was extremely busy was “running around with a chicken in her butt.” She’s getting a new phone and was trying to decide how much storage she needs. She spent the day asking people how many giggle-bites they have.
CURRENT STATUS: Using “giggle-bites” from now on.
- GF: When I made the spaghetti sauce, I put in a mouthful of Newman's pineapple salsa.
- Me: [Motions leaning over and expelling a mouthful]
- GF: No, not like that!
- Me: I sure hope you didn't put a butt-load of anything in there.