I want this to be real so much.
#1. Lying does not count at the library. - It really doesn’t.
#2. If the Dead Kennedys do not like the man, so don’t I. - That makes a whole lot of us.
#3. I am more punk than anyone else I have met in life. - Yes. Yes you are. You are more punk than anyone I’ve ever met either.
And more punk than anyone else who dots their “I”s with hearts and signs letters with butterflies.