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assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass level They left off the “eh?” at the end. And the U in “couffee”.
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assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

They left off the “eh?” at the end.

And the U in “couffee”.

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Source: niknak79

Lookit me! I’m in Canada!
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Lookit me! I’m in Canada!

This is what my girlfriend calls me in Canada.
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This is what my girlfriend calls me in Canada.

So Canadian.
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So Canadian.

JAUNT!

mydrunkkitchen:

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Big thanks to Nora for the swift .gif!….t.

The only thing separating a jaunt from a Nazi goose-step is the bent elbows. 

thatisracist: everythingbritishandbright: racist. Actually it’s not racist. Every country has limits on immigration. And America’s limits on immigration even apply to immigrants from European countries and Canada.  Do you know what is racist? Assuming that all immigrants are non-white. So you are a racist. That’s the most verbose and specific gang graffiti tag I’ve ever seen.  (BTW, It is racist to assume Canada is a country.)
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everythingbritishandbright:

racist.

Actually it’s not racist. Every country has limits on immigration. And America’s limits on immigration even apply to immigrants from European countries and Canada. 

Do you know what is racist? Assuming that all immigrants are non-white.

So you are a racist.

That’s the most verbose and specific gang graffiti tag I’ve ever seen. 

(BTW, It is racist to assume Canada is a country.)

(via sblaufuss)

Source: everythingbritishandbright

apethink: Phantasm (1979) Another of my favorite horror films. A supernatural tall man turns corpses into zombie jawas while a kid and a stoner ice cream man try to stop him. I’ve only seen this movie dubbed in French. When I was in high school, our cable system had a channel out of Québec that was, of course, in French. Why would I watch this channel? Was it to learn a foreign language? Expand my horizons? Be a better global citizen? Nope, it was BOOBIES. As I found out then, Canada has a much freer attitude about sex (BOOBIES!) than the U.S. So late at night, I would check out the Canadian (BOOBIES!) channel to see if there was anything interesting (BOOBIES!) on. The only other place to catch some boobage was the porno channel, which was scrambled. Occasionally, if the scrambling hit a certain cycle at the same time that nobody on screen moved, a portion of the scene wouldn’t be scrambled all that much. And sometimes, that occasionally unscrambled little portion would contain BOOBIES! Discolored BOOBIES!, but BOOBIES! nonetheless.  But waiting for the planets (globes?) to align like that can drive a horny kid insane, so the Canadian channel was the best BOOBIES! option.  I still have no idea what the hell was going on in this movie, except that a shiny orb with pointy things flies (with no relation whatsoever to physics) around a house and kills people unless they duck. And there were a couple of way-too-quick shots of BOOBIES!
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apethink:

Phantasm (1979)

Another of my favorite horror films. A supernatural tall man turns corpses into zombie jawas while a kid and a stoner ice cream man try to stop him.

I’ve only seen this movie dubbed in French. When I was in high school, our cable system had a channel out of Québec that was, of course, in French.

Why would I watch this channel? Was it to learn a foreign language? Expand my horizons? Be a better global citizen?

Nope, it was BOOBIES.

As I found out then, Canada has a much freer attitude about sex (BOOBIES!) than the U.S. So late at night, I would check out the Canadian (BOOBIES!) channel to see if there was anything interesting (BOOBIES!) on. The only other place to catch some boobage was the porno channel, which was scrambled.

Occasionally, if the scrambling hit a certain cycle at the same time that nobody on screen moved, a portion of the scene wouldn’t be scrambled all that much. And sometimes, that occasionally unscrambled little portion would contain BOOBIES! Discolored BOOBIES!, but BOOBIES! nonetheless. 

But waiting for the planets (globes?) to align like that can drive a horny kid insane, so the Canadian channel was the best BOOBIES! option. 

I still have no idea what the hell was going on in this movie, except that a shiny orb with pointy things flies (with no relation whatsoever to physics) around a house and kills people unless they duck.

And there were a couple of way-too-quick shots of BOOBIES!

yodelmachine: GUESS WHERE I AM I’d recognise your O CANADA face anytime.
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yodelmachine:

GUESS WHERE I AM

I’d recognise your O CANADA face anytime.

marleymarley: HOLY CRAP CANADIA’S UPSIDE-DOWN THIS CANADIA DAY STUFF’S GETTIN OUTTA CONTROL LIKE WHOOOAAAAA Also: I love my Canadian boyfriend and girlfriends - my Canadian Harem? I suck at geography. I had no idea Canada was in Australia.
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marleymarley:

HOLY CRAP CANADIA’S UPSIDE-DOWN THIS CANADIA DAY STUFF’S GETTIN OUTTA CONTROL LIKE WHOOOAAAAA

Also: I love my Canadian boyfriend and girlfriends - my Canadian Harem?

I suck at geography. I had no idea Canada was in Australia.

rachelarogers:

atsween:

The Annual Running of the Canada Geese.

too bad this only happens once a year.

Jason is the King of Disaffected Geese.

Source: atsween

Tumblr is Canadianist.
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Tumblr is Canadianist.