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Apparently Jerry should have signed up for the Gold Plus Rewards.

    • #car
    • #rental
    • #reservation
    • #sexpigeon
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Here’s the answer to the question posed earlier:

This is the haunting sight of a ‘car graveyard’ nestled in a Belgian forest, where vintage motors sit rusting among the fronds.
The old-fashioned vehicles are thought to have been left in the wood near the village of Chatillon by U.S. soldiers who were stationed in southern Belgium during World War II.
When the war ended, military troops were sent home, but could not afford to ship the cars they had bought and hid them in the forest.
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Here’s the answer to the question posed earlier:

This is the haunting sight of a ‘car graveyard’ nestled in a Belgian forest, where vintage motors sit rusting among the fronds.

The old-fashioned vehicles are thought to have been left in the wood near the village of Chatillon by U.S. soldiers who were stationed in southern Belgium during World War II.

When the war ended, military troops were sent home, but could not afford to ship the cars they had bought and hid them in the forest.

    • #car
    • #graveyard
    • #belgium
    • #wwii
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How much is that vicious doggy in the window?
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How much is that vicious doggy in the window?

    • #car
    • #window
    • #dog
    • #black
  • 3 months ago
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That’s definitely the first time I’ve ever seen someone transporting four mattresses on top of a car. I sure hope he had a good hold on them out the driver side window.
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That’s definitely the first time I’ve ever seen someone transporting four mattresses on top of a car. I sure hope he had a good hold on them out the driver side window.

    • #mattress
    • #transport
    • #car
    • #roof
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thunderdolt:

soundstruck:

Yellow Lamborghini crashes into two cars in Chicago. Apparently someone can’t handle rear-wheel drive…

Awe to the some!

Good thing those doors open vertically.

Source: seaofuncertaintea

    • #lamborghini
    • #car
    • #crash
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sblaufuss:

This is great!

Thank goodness that wiper won’t get damaged now.
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sblaufuss:

This is great!

Thank goodness that wiper won’t get damaged now.

Source: ForGIFs.com

    • #car
    • #wash
    • #door
    • #accident
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Do you dare me to drive up onto the car carrier? Dare me!
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Do you dare me to drive up onto the car carrier? Dare me!

    • #dare
    • #car
    • #carrier
    • #drive
  • 1 year ago
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likeit:

A car, a blowjob, a German commercial.

Good, but she’s not going all the way down to the linkage, and I’d like to see some more cup-holder work.

(via likeit-deactivated20130304)

    • #bj
    • #car
    • #germany
  • 2 years ago > likeit-deactivated20130304
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It occurs to me that I never showed you the birthday flowers I got for my girlfriend.
So here they are.
Oh yeah… She also just bought a car.
!!
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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It occurs to me that I never showed you the birthday flowers I got for my girlfriend.

So here they are.

Oh yeah… She also just bought a car.

!!

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #gf
    • #birthday
    • #flowers
    • #car
  • 2 years ago
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milkglassmao:

As long as Hitler can stay fucking quiet and listen to All Things Considered I really don’t care.

So… that means I can use the car pool lane and print this out to prove it?
It IS a government document…
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milkglassmao:

As long as Hitler can stay fucking quiet and listen to All Things Considered I really don’t care.

So… that means I can use the car pool lane and print this out to prove it?

It IS a government document…

    • #hitler
    • #car
    • #pool
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sadkeanu:

Always keep your sad Keanu safe.
Submitted by smartasshat

It’s The Law.
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sadkeanu:

Always keep your sad Keanu safe.

Submitted by smartasshat

It’s The Law.

    • #sad
    • #keanu
    • #car
    • #seat
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Always keep your sad Keanu safe.
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Always keep your sad Keanu safe.

    • #sad
    • #keanu
    • #car
    • #seat
  • 2 years ago
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Prescription-strength ibuprofen & Margaritas, or Metaxalone (a muscle relaxant) for my sore neck?

    • #neck
    • #car
    • #accident
  • 2 years ago
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So, how was YOUR Friday night?
(I’m fine.)
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So, how was YOUR Friday night?

(I’m fine.)

    • #car
    • #rear
    • #end
    • #tow
    • #accident
  • 2 years ago
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