Forget sneaking up on anyone in these.
But if you don’t need to be stealthy, these are the perfect CSI-proof shoes.
Emily Proctor: I’m sorry, Lieutenant. Looks like the suspect was wearing… plastic bottles?… for shoes.
David Caruso: That’s what I call… [takes off sunglasses] Reduce… [dons sunglasses] Reuse… [takes off sunglasses] Recycle… [dons sunglasses]
Roger Daltrey: YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!