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pocketcontents:

littlerunnergurl:

yellowcakeuranium:

suizdejinn:

laughingsquid:

The Gates Foundation Will Fund a ‘Next Generation Condom’

If it’s anything like their Windows systems, I’ll pass.

Support: It isn’t working? Have you tried turning your woman off then back on again??

Knowing how Windows tends to be vulnerable to viruses……ummm…..

I’m not sure people will be able to afford the upgrade.

Some may be shocked by the three-finger salute.
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pocketcontents:

littlerunnergurl:

yellowcakeuranium:

suizdejinn:

laughingsquid:

The Gates Foundation Will Fund a ‘Next Generation Condom’

If it’s anything like their Windows systems, I’ll pass.

Support: It isn’t working? Have you tried turning your woman off then back on again??

Knowing how Windows tends to be vulnerable to viruses……ummm…..

I’m not sure people will be able to afford the upgrade.

Some may be shocked by the three-finger salute.

Source: Laughing Squid

    • #gates
    • #condom
    • #shocker
    • #ctrl-alt-del
  • 1 month ago > laughingsquid
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Will they cancel Easter?

pocketcontents:

What if there’s no pope before Easter? Will the bunny still bring eggs?

Yes, but each egg will come in a condom.

So to speak…

    • #thinks i think
    • #easter
    • #egg
    • #bunny
    • #condom
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sblaufuss:

Jesus, Japan.

CSIs are right. It gets everywhere.

And the song is right, too. They scream for it.

    • #csi
    • #condom
    • #come
    • #ice cream
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gorillasushi:

Yeah, if you’re squeamish about “expiration dates”, you might want to skip our house this year.

Expired condoms are the scariest Halloween handout. Kids need to learn sometime, though.
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gorillasushi:

Yeah, if you’re squeamish about “expiration dates”, you might want to skip our house this year.

Expired condoms are the scariest Halloween handout. Kids need to learn sometime, though.

    • #halloween
    • #condom
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