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- Whipped cream
- Chocolate pudding
- Cream cheese
- Chocolate chip cookie dough
Chocolate cake with raspberry whipped cream frosting
Chocolate cheesecake with chocolate whipped cream.
Is that you, Borat? Can I pet your bear?
Nutty Reese’s Banana Split
- Put 2-3 scoops Rocky Road ice cream in bowl
- Slice (half to whole) banana (to taste / room) over ice cream
- Microwave 2-4 tablespoons peanut butter until it flows
- Pour liquid peanut butter over ice cream/banana combination
- Enjoy the fuck out of it
Oh nuthin’.
Just food shoppin’, thinkin’ of BURJIT.
Good to the last drop.
The best part of waking up is St. Patrick in your cup.
Here’s a photo gallery of birds stealing ice cream cones in case you need it.
Wait till they find out how valuable iPhones are.

This is a great Mulder and Scully exchange from an episode that David Duchovny wrote.
I don’t know why, but Scully sounds so sexy at the end.
BRB composing my vows.












