CSIs are right. It gets everywhere.
And the song is right, too. They scream for it.
Forget sneaking up on anyone in these.
But if you don’t need to be stealthy, these are the perfect CSI-proof shoes.
Emily Proctor: I’m sorry, Lieutenant. Looks like the suspect was wearing… plastic bottles?… for shoes.
David Caruso: That’s what I call… [takes off sunglasses] Reduce… [dons sunglasses] Reuse… [takes off sunglasses] Recycle… [dons sunglasses]
Roger Daltrey: YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I think I was behind Horatio Caine today.