Very unsurprising to learn that these two know what’s up (down?).
Related: I’ve been told that if I get caught doing the alphabet trick, I’ll get smacked upside the head.
Presenting: My Secretish Santa gift from Davislove.
Never has anyone so beautiful made such beautiful things since Farrah Fawcett covered herself in paint and rolled around on a giant canvas.
Well, the paintings didn’t really turn out all that great…
How about Frida Kahlo and her surrealist art? Er… Ah, let’s say Salma Hayak doing Frida Kahlo’s surrealist art.
Hmm.
OK. There has NEVER been such a beautiful woman making such beautiful things, and I happen to be the lucky recipient.
The Sex Kitten Card (or as I called it when I opened it, the Pretty Kitty Card) is full of beautiful words written in beautiful handwriting. The glass dishes/mini-bowls/ashtrays/spoon-rests/coasters/vajazzling material holders are beautiful, with little sparkly bits embedded in them which catch the light beautifully.
Thank you so much, Davislove.
I regret nothing.
Your wish is my command.
Running on the National Mall is pretty awesome. I never want to use a treadmill again.
Have you seen this, Davislove?
Tumblrchronicity - Tongue Edition
(Tonguechronicity?)
Did you say Paws Day, smartasshat?
POW!
Mine’s not taken with goddamn Instagram either. For once. But don’t knock it til you try it, Shat. ;)
NEVER!!
I’ll use Instagram when you pry… umm… cold, dead… something…
WHATEVER. I’m still not using it.
Wow. The iPhone now autocorrects to what someone LOOKS like. Android has a LOT of catching up to do.
(Selective color applied with Colorblast, which is what made me bring up the ravishing Davislove in the first place.)
You can take the ‘Net addict outside, but you can’t make him stop thinking about it.
(Hi Davina!)






