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Am I already drunk?
Go home Zynga. You’re drunk.
From out of nowhere, this song crawled into my brain as I rode the elevator to work this morning. It won’t go away. Apparently, my subconscious has had a long week.
This guy needs to be fat when he’s drunk to counterbalance his back-lean. Maybe one of those sympathetic strap-on pregnancy bellies would do the trick.
It may be a while.
Baby ultimatums are so adorable.
Just start crying and BOOBIES!
And somebody always cleans it up!
Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody.
PERFECTION.
Never give Jonathan Coulton the “sing Bohemian Rhapsody” sobriety test.
Margaritas complete me.
Specifically, the third one.
Holy shit, it’s good.
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