You’re not really sorry.
How DARE you!
I’m as sorry as Tumblr is when they fuck up their system.
Oh. Yeah. Heh.
You’ve got a point, there.
sex makes you go bald?
Yes, in that the more sex a man has, the more testosterone he produces, which accelerates whatever genetic propensity he has for losing hair.
But I was referring to the end result of a pregnancy, which makes you tear your hair out.