Throw me a bone, here!
I have one simple request: And that is to have SHARKS WITH FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!
What is ONE thing from YOUR profession that everyone should know?
Extremely interesting Reddit thread.
This is a great thread with interesting, useful, and funny information.
- Wetland scientist - If you smell farts, it’s a wetland.
- Pawn shop employee - No, we don’t have Battletoads.
I like this one:
Indeed. For the most part, wildlife are ok where they are. As long as they’re not bleeding or they don’t have clear fractures/trauma/whatever, they should be just left alone… If you’re concerned about a bunny nest though, you can place sticks around it in a cross pattern or something to make sure the mom is actually coming back. If the sticks aren’t moved/rustled, she’s probably gone. Call a local rehabber.
Because bunnies are pure evil, and their vile, black hearts will compel them to destroy any cross they encounter.
Source: balltillifall
Thank you thank you thank you!
Is it so difficult to include options like this one, other forms?
“It’s complicated”
Holy crap.
To me, this reeks of Limbaugh doing a long-form straw man setup (reference intended).
Later, he will say, “Ladies and gentlemen [BANGS hand on desk]… It has come to light [BANG] that President Hussein Obama [BANG] in fact did NOT [BANG] concoct the strategy to get bin Laden [BANG] all by himself AS WE WERE TOLD [BANG]. So what else about it [BANG] ISN’T TRUE??? [BANG]”
The Evil League of Sad Keanu
Submitted by smartasshat:
The Evil League of Sad Keanu
