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Um… Wut?
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Um… Wut?

    • #penis
    • #face
    • #sex
  • 2 months ago
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sblaufuss:

thisisthemaxwellmurder:

fuckyeahrealtattoos:

tattoome:

22 year old russian girl Lesya gets face tattoo with her husband’s name, tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz. He did that famous 56 star face tattoo on belgian girl Kimberley Vlaeminck.

(In June 2009, Miss Vlaeminck lied to family and reporters that she had asked tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz for just three stars near her eye. As her regret sank in, she claimed he kept adding more and more after she fell asleep at the Tattoo Box in Coutrai, Belgium.)

What a fucking shower of idiots

Every one involved in this deserves awards for an outstanding displays of stupidity 

GOLDEN shower of idiots.

He fell in a tackle box.

Source: tattoome

    • #tattoo
    • #piercing
    • #face
  • 3 months ago > tattoome
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thunderdolt:

You guys! I made a pie for the first time. I was woefully short of the recipe-required strawberries, but I had already committed to the family. So, strawberry and (canned) peach pie. It’s a thing, right?
It looks like my pie is also in favor of gun control: :(
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thunderdolt:

You guys! I made a pie for the first time. I was woefully short of the recipe-required strawberries, but I had already committed to the family. So, strawberry and (canned) peach pie. It’s a thing, right?

It looks like my pie is also in favor of gun control: :(

    • #watchmen
    • #happy
    • #face
    • #blood
    • #strawberry
    • #pie
    • #thunderdolt
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brilliantorange:

JOKE QUESTIONS GET JOKE ANSWERS, FUCKO.

Oh yeah? Well, Julia Roberts’ FACE has been collapsed and locked!
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brilliantorange:

JOKE QUESTIONS GET JOKE ANSWERS, FUCKO.

Oh yeah? Well, Julia Roberts’ FACE has been collapsed and locked!

    • #julia
    • #roberts
    • #face
  • 1 year ago > brilliantorange
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I think it’s cute, too.
MONOCHROMATIC-KITTY BESTIES!!
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I think it’s cute, too.

MONOCHROMATIC-KITTY BESTIES!!

    • #shadow
    • #face
    • #hide
    • #marley₂
  • 1 year ago
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insooutso:

$10.00 on Etsy.Perfect.

Too fucking small.
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insooutso:

$10.00 on Etsy.

Perfect.

Too fucking small.

    • #punch
    • #face
  • 2 years ago > insooutso
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marleymarley:

it lurks in the shadows

How did you fit your entire face in the Nutella jar? Are you an alien?
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marleymarley:

it lurks in the shadows

How did you fit your entire face in the Nutella jar? Are you an alien?

    • #nutella
    • #face
  • 2 years ago > felistella
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What was that you were saying, Deb?
(I’m going to have to stop this.)
(Eventually.)
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What was that you were saying, Deb?

(I’m going to have to stop this.)

(Eventually.)

    • #appeal
    • #face
    • #o
    • #debshock
  • 2 years ago
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yodelmachine:

GUESS WHERE I AM

I’d recognise your O CANADA face anytime.
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yodelmachine:

GUESS WHERE I AM

I’d recognise your O CANADA face anytime.

    • #o
    • #canada
    • #face
  • 2 years ago > yodelmachine
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Now, whenever I’m on the phone it’s like Jason and I are dancing cheek-to-cheek.
Call me… Please.
Anyone.
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Now, whenever I’m on the phone it’s like Jason and I are dancing cheek-to-cheek.

Call me… Please.

Anyone.

    • #sween
    • #phone
    • #scan
    • #face
  • 2 years ago
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Current status.
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Current status.

    • #o
    • #face
    • #office space
  • 3 years ago
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Wha? It’s Monday AGAIN??
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Wha? It’s Monday AGAIN??

    • #Shadow
    • #Hide
    • #Face
  • 3 years ago
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