I was expecting multiple packages and needed to sleep, so I left a note for the UPS guy.
I also didn’t want to risk anyone pilfering the pile of packages, so I made a delivery ramp to ease the impact of dropping the packages over the fence, out of sight.
My asshole neighbor woke me up revving his ATV and charging around his yard in it, so I checked the landing zone.
Turns out, he balanced all three boxes on top of the fence and in my groggy, naked state I didn’t notice [not pictured].
I wonder if he thought I was really proposing that he perch a package pyramid perilously upon the pickets and posts.
And if he thought that was a reasonable request, what other crazy requests do they receive?