The police just called…
With the asshole’s name and insurance information.
His name is Robert Paulson!
(Not really, but I’m trying to resist posting his asshole name. I’m tryin’ REAL hard, Ringo.)
(His name’s not Ringo, either.)
{sigh}
This is NOT my beautiful house
This is NOT my beautiful wife
You are NOT your fucking khakis
Oops. Wrong meme.
Source: noyoushutup
