What was it Smokey the Bear said?
“Only YOU can start forest fires close to the road so they’ll be easy to put out.”
Something like that.
Thanks for all the help, Mr. One-Man Volunteer Bucket Brigade!
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
They relish the idea of punishing crime.
No matter how fast you speed, they’ll catchup.
And in case your panini press goes haywire:
And for ill chickens, turkeys, pigs, and cows:
Now THAT’S a Fire!
Some people here think they’re Eddie Murphy’s uncle. Now all we need is two gallons of gasoline.
There are eight million stories in the naked city.
Here? Not so much.
(Note: Shirt Fire Stomp is my new band name.)