This is why it’s important to have the correct nutrition information readily available. Taco.
For Ragle.

Great success!
They were elevated above their grease puddle, the foil survived unscathed, and they didn’t dry out.
Some say chorizo is supposed to be greasy. I don’t know if these Johnsonville ones are typical, but the grease seems incredibly excessive. Over a quarter of the weight and 73% of the calories are fat. So no matter what I do they’d never be dry.
I sliced one of them up and scrambled some backyard eggs with it.
Verdict: Delicious!
Status update:
They’re still bleeding grease, so I added twenty minutes. They smell delicious.

fancycwabs replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…
This should eliminate the grease, but it you might end up with a dry, wrinkly sausage.
There’s no way these sausages will be dry. Cooking them in a frying pan last night left a giant lake of grease. But your concern gives me hope that this might work to knock them down to a normal level of fat.

debshock replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…
You don’t have a rack?
I could use a rack, but it would be a bitch to wash. As long as the toothpicks don’t poke holes in the foil, there’s nothing to wash. Plus, this way just looks funny.
A small wire rack would work too. :)
See above.

insooutso replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…
Brilliant. Awaiting results.
Thanks! So far, so good, In so, Out so.
I’m cooking them for an hour at 300°F (so the grease doesn’t splatter everywhere) in a convection oven. That should cook them thoroughly.
I don’t know if this will work, but I want to avoid the chorizo swimming in grease.
I hope I didn’t induce nightmares of raw sausage spiders catching you in their grease-webs and injecting you with trichinosis-venom.

tiffanyb replied to your photoset: After the success of the Star Trek waffles, Eggo…
You can cook them in the officially licensed Cylon toaster.

After the success of the Star Trek waffles, Eggo introduced the Battlestar Galactica themed waffles.
Now THAT’S pi(e).
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sam:
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Saddest story ever told.
ToastBacon double cheeseburgerCrackers- Cereal
NachosPotato chips- Spaghetti and meatballs
Five dollar footlong- String cheese
Tacos- Apple
- Cornish game hen
Ice cream cone- Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies (whole)
Scone- Turkey leg
- Snickers
Fish sticksCotton candyTater totsPop Tarts- Caviar
Grilled cheese sandwich- Soup
German chocolate cake- Lobster
- Raisinets
Pork fried rice- M&Ms
PopcornChicken Kiev- Cherry cordials
BrisketFalafelBaked Alaska- Steak tartare
Baloney & Kraft cheese sandwich on Wonder bread- Hard-boiled egg
Bananas Foster
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It’s bean time!
The tally:
- 9.8 pounds
- 4.5 quarts
- 34 servings
- 5,075 calories (149/serving)
- 395 fat calories (12/serving)
- 990 g total carbs (29 g/serving)
- 377 g sugar (11 g/serving)
- 163 g fiber (5 g/serving)
- 208 g protein (6 g/serving)
- 15,810 mg sodium (465 mg/serving)
- 100% yummy
deeeyum … I guess dats real doe …
wut
I have no words.
Is it a food baby?
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