I could start a religion based on nachos and get millions of followers. Mmmmm… Tax-free nachos.
Source: twitter.com
Someone posted this picture earlier. I think mine is more to the point.
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I like to think that the Henderson Town House Motor Lodge is what tipped the scale.
Do you want to Czech on that, WwF?
I made sure to not park too close to the post-yard-sale FREE sign.
The Internet takes over Alcatraz Island. (Ugh, get out of the way, non-Internet dude.)
Here we see Shawna (on the right, incognito in her black “Dance Me Pregnant” t-shirt) during her (formerly) super-secret mission to Alcatraz to learn how to break out of any prison.
By now, she has already made a dummy of herself out of her bra, scraps of paper, pipe rust, and other prisoners’ hair to make the screws think she’s in her cot, and is currently digging through the concrete of her cell with the hardened titanium zipper-pull she installed in her pants before her trip to Arizona. She’s gonna bust outta the big house in no time.
I hope she doesn’t have to shank a bitch before then.
