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In a statement in previous court hearings, the woman’s sexual partner said they were ”going hard” when a light fitting was pulled from the wall and fell on her. She suffered wounds to her nose and mouth, as well as psychological injuries, and has faced a lengthy legal battle to receive a payout. Her claim was initially accepted by Comcare, but was revoked in 2010 and reviewed by the Administrative Appeals Tribunal, which found sexual activity was ”not an ordinary incident of an overnight stay like showering, sleeping, eating”.

Sex injury compo case goes to the High Court (via indefensible)

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    • #sex
    • #hotel
    • #fuck
    • #that
    • #galaxy
    • #quest
    • #sigourney
    • #weaver
  • 6 days ago > indefensible
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Get money?
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Get money?

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    • #fuck
    • #cops
    • #get
    • #money
    • #bitches
  • 2 weeks ago > starehard
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  • Aw Fuck YouMr. Dickie Weed

For Cary.

    • #team fuck you
    • #cary
    • #monkeyfrog
    • #dickie
    • #weed
    • #fuck
    • #you
  • 1 month ago
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It’s OK, Tumblr. Two hours and counting is a perfectly normal amount of time to process a minute-and-a-half video.

Because there are SO MANY people who watch every hand-crafted, artisanal frame of video on Tumblr.

    • #jesus
    • #fuck
    • #tumblr
  • 1 month ago
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Five Things I’ve Said Today

  1. Fucking doofus.
  2. Jesus Fucking Christ.
  3. Get the fuck outta here.
  4. Oh my fucking god.
  5. What the fuck is wrong with you?

    • #5
    • #five
    • #things
    • #said
    • #fuck
  • 3 months ago
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sexpigeon:

They say if you hang out in this spot you can look up and watch people fuck. They fuck in the windows, the show-offs. It’s an accident of two things colliding, this fancy-pants hotel above and this pedestrian park below. It doesn’t matter, the truth of this rumor. What matters is the animation of high-society myths: the notion that the rich fuck differently than you and I, that they’re bored with the ordinary and that they must go to vile lengths to entertain themselves. That a couple, from this distance, is just a blur of rippling skin only adds intrigue to the divide.
Can you build this kind of scummy titillation into a design? I kind of doubt it. I kind of doubt that this hotel straddles this park so that a pixelation of fucks can occur.

Interesting. 
But I’m more intrigued by the skateboard-friendly bench-ramps.
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sexpigeon:

They say if you hang out in this spot you can look up and watch people fuck. They fuck in the windows, the show-offs. It’s an accident of two things colliding, this fancy-pants hotel above and this pedestrian park below. It doesn’t matter, the truth of this rumor. What matters is the animation of high-society myths: the notion that the rich fuck differently than you and I, that they’re bored with the ordinary and that they must go to vile lengths to entertain themselves. That a couple, from this distance, is just a blur of rippling skin only adds intrigue to the divide.

Can you build this kind of scummy titillation into a design? I kind of doubt it. I kind of doubt that this hotel straddles this park so that a pixelation of fucks can occur.

Interesting. 

But I’m more intrigued by the skateboard-friendly bench-ramps.

    • #hotel
    • #window
    • #fuck
    • #skateboard
    • #ramp
    • #benches
  • 1 year ago > sexpigeon
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Fuck you, Tumblr. I hope millions of people quit because they think they can’t use Tumblr any more. 
Meanwhile, in my brain…
“Oooo! A censored picture of Jennifer? Va-va-va-VOOM! I need to see that.”
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Fuck you, Tumblr. I hope millions of people quit because they think they can’t use Tumblr any more. 

Meanwhile, in my brain…

“Oooo! A censored picture of Jennifer? Va-va-va-VOOM! I need to see that.”

    • #fuck
    • #tumblr
    • #abundanceofcaution
  • 1 year ago
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blanddiva11:

terrillific:

Hilarious! the word FUCK

(by wickedwildabeast666)

“Incompetence”. But yeah. Funny

Also, I express fucking “dissatisfaction” with the fucking spelling in the fucking “sentences”.

(via blanddiva11-deactivated20121020)

Source: youtube.com

    • #fuck
    • #monty
    • #python
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stevewhitaker:

…and, speaking of The Wire, I urge you to watch this, the greatest scene ever written in the history of television.

Fuckin’ A, motherfucker. I watched the fuck outta this fucker.

    • #fuck
    • #wire
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Well, I see our hour is up. At least we’re achieving emotional honesty now, Tumblr. We’re making good progress.
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Well, I see our hour is up. At least we’re achieving emotional honesty now, Tumblr. We’re making good progress.

    • #tumblr
    • #error
    • #fuck
    • #you
  • 2 years ago
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Tumblr has a hangover, too.
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Tumblr has a hangover, too.

    • #tumblr
    • #error
    • #fuck
    • #it
  • 2 years ago
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quickwitter replied to your link:

Authentic women apparently find it “enjoyable” to have their spleen fucked. (7.25” around, 11” long)

I have to say, that headline stopped my frantic scrolling COLD - I’m okay now, thanks

How’s your spleen?

    • #quickwitter
    • #spleen
    • #fuck
  • 2 years ago
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Weirdest Fuck-Marry-Kill I’ve ever seen.
Also (speaking of fuck), fuck not being able to reblog askholery.
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Weirdest Fuck-Marry-Kill I’ve ever seen.

Also (speaking of fuck), fuck not being able to reblog askholery.

    • #nicky
    • #fuck
    • #marry
    • #kill
  • 2 years ago
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burwell:

thedailywhat:

Look At These Fucking Dogs of the Day: Why don’t we do it in the road.
[theautoinsider.]

…animal stack?

Why did the animal stack cross the road?
Fuck it!
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burwell:

thedailywhat:

Look At These Fucking Dogs of the Day: Why don’t we do it in the road.

[theautoinsider.]

…animal stack?

  • Why did the animal stack cross the road?
  • Fuck it!

Source: youneverhadyourcar

    • #animal
    • #stack
    • #fuck
  • 2 years ago > youneverhadyourcar
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Tumblr is Canadianist.
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Tumblr is Canadianist.

    • #canada
    • #tumblr
    • #fuck
    • #yeah
  • 2 years ago
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