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This is what you wear to your vasectomy.
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This is what you wear to your vasectomy.

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cleapow:

trinilikesalt:

SST
Boston peeps should get it.

Because the Sexy Apron Photoshoot will never get old.  Also, THE T!!

“Two for T and T for two”?
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cleapow:

trinilikesalt:

SST

Boston peeps should get it.

Because the Sexy Apron Photoshoot will never get old.  Also, THE T!!

“Two for T and T for two”?

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    • #get it?
    • #it's the T!
    • #and 2 sexy wimmin
    • #kalamazu
    • #sst
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doublejack:

xntrek:snafubar:infinity-imagined:

These special arthropods (stomatopods) have 16 visual pigments!
We only have four, and we can see millions of colors.
Their vision is hyperspectral, they can see ultraviolet and infrared wavelengths, as well as polarized light.  They have 360 degree vision and three parts of each eye can focus on the same spot, so each individual eye has trinocular vision with depth perception.  They have a very large focal range and the eyes can emit light, which is used for communication.
They have the most complex visual organs on the planet.

Well fuck me.

whoa. totally my next halloween costume.

Not only that, but they’re REALLY funny when they’re drunk.
“Are you a hookah?!?”
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rinaedin:

doublejack:

xntrek:snafubar:infinity-imagined:

These special arthropods (stomatopods) have 16 visual pigments!

We only have four, and we can see millions of colors.

Their vision is hyperspectral, they can see ultraviolet and infrared wavelengths, as well as polarized light.  They have 360 degree vision and three parts of each eye can focus on the same spot, so each individual eye has trinocular vision with depth perception.  They have a very large focal range and the eyes can emit light, which is used for communication.

They have the most complex visual organs on the planet.

Well fuck me.

whoa. totally my next halloween costume.

Not only that, but they’re REALLY funny when they’re drunk.

“Are you a hookah?!?”

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Evil-doers…
Evil Dewar’s…
-sigh-
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Evil-doers…

Evil Dewar’s…

-sigh-

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Teddy loved to ride shotgun, and cited the second amendment when necessary. No one had the heart to tell him that his understanding of Constitutional law was flawed.
Well, there was that, plus his claws, teeth, and bear of a temper.
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Teddy loved to ride shotgun, and cited the second amendment when necessary. No one had the heart to tell him that his understanding of Constitutional law was flawed.

Well, there was that, plus his claws, teeth, and bear of a temper.

    • #BEAR arms
    • #ride SHOTGUN
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Hey Sniffyjenkins:

Who won the game?

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stuffparty:

goobimama:

preshit:

When choosing a cycle, always take the color of the seat into consideration.


Lady boy?

Can you post a picture of a dead Bruce Willis riding a bike, too?
Asshole.
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stuffparty:

goobimama:

preshit:

When choosing a cycle, always take the color of the seat into consideration.

Lady boy?

Can you post a picture of a dead Bruce Willis riding a bike, too?

Asshole.

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