“Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.”
If I ever have to go to a game of SPORTSBALL, I want to bring signs with scripture references on them to these ridiculous Bible verses and see if they get on TV.
Q:How do you get the football gifs to animate on Tumblr?
They just do. I share your amazement.
iOS 7 saved the GIFs generated by the site (on Safari) as bona fide GIFs, and the iOS Tumblr app uploaded them as GIFs. I am shocked this all worked as it would on a desktop OS. Points to the team behind that for making work well on mobile.
Wow. It works way better on mobile.
The gifs I saved were about 2 MB, much larger than Tumblr’s ridiculous 1 MB limit for animated gifs. (The limit for still pictures is 10 MB.) I used this handy site to reduce the size by various means so I could post them.
The best method I used was reducing the colors. Their tool will do many different versions with fewer and fewer colors and tell you how big each file is. Then it’s just a matter of choosing the one that is just under a megabyte.
Since this despicable problem is sadly not restricted to Ferguson, Missouri, I tried to make it The Unarmed Black Man Touchdown Dance, but the word “black” is not allowed*. Then I tried Man of Color, and “color” is not allowed. “African American” didn’t fit.
I think it still gets the point across.
Get your head in the game!
No need to change the name.
This is what an animated gif of a Looney Tunes character looks like when my computer is (coincidentally) ripping a Looney Tunes DVD, pegging all four CPUs at 100%.
The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
It doesn’t specify animated gif. It also doesn’t specify whether they mean alphabetical or chronological order.
Here’s my alphabetically eleventh animated gif.
I suppose flirting like this would work with smart chicks, so that’s good.
Alphabetically eleventh gif.
I have a few stories about flirting like this.
Chronologically eleventh animated gif.
Mirroring gestures is classic flirting behavior, so that’s a big “yes.” (To my knowledge, TJ wasn’t successful with that chick.)
Chronologically eleventh gif.
So what have we learned?
We have learned that when I flirt, I make things excessively complicated.